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tiny.ag/vgrca09d  ·   Fair (43 ratings)  ·  submitted 2013

If it flies, floats or fornicates, rent it, don’t buy it.

Author Unknown, In the novel: Baja Oklahoma (1981), in Wealth and Poverty and Happiness and Misery

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