Dr. Squid

He who hesitates is probably smart... or maybe stapled to the floor. [Select]

{Categories: Altruism and Cynicism, Success and Failure}

In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is king... and the one-eyed man with the high heels and the feather boa is queen. [Select]

{Category: Altruism and Cynicism}

Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think, and a docudrama with ugly actors for those who film docudramas. [Select]

{Categories: Altruism and Cynicism, Life and Death}

Sloppy thinking only gets worse with decapitation. [Select]

{Category: Success and Failure}

The most valuable and useful of all talents and abilities is that of never using two words or descriptions when one will do or suffice. [Select]

{Category: Wisdom and Ignorance}

The only absolute knowledge worth attaining is that your life is meaningless. -- My life? Well now, that's another story... [Select]

{Categories: Altruism and Cynicism, Life and Death}

You are cautious in showing your true self to others. Have you thought about plastic surgery? [Select]

{Category: Altruism and Cynicism}

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