Groucho Marx

(real name Julius Henry Marx; American humorist; born 1890; died 1977)

I didn't like the play. But I saw it under unfavorable circumstances -- the curtains were up. [Select]

{Category: Art and Literature}

I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member. [Select]

{Category: Altruism and Cynicism}

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. [Select]

{Category: Altruism and Cynicism}

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. [Select]

{Category: War and Peace}

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. [Select]

{Category: War and Peace}

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. And inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. [Select]

{Category: Wisdom and Ignorance}

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