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A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure. [Select]

{Categories: Science and Religion, Wisdom and Ignorance}

A meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours wasted. [Select]

{Category: Work and Recreation}

A mountain wears down a horse, anger wears down a man. [Select]

{Category: Vice and Virtue}

A nuclear war can ruin your whole day. [Select]

{Category: War and Peace}

A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry. [Select]

{Category: Wisdom and Ignorance}

A person who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. [Select]

{Category: Law and Politics}

A political campaign starts when a politician stops working and goes about making speeches about all the work he intends to do. [Select]

(from Politicians and Other Scoundrels by Ferdinand Lundberg) [Shop] {Category: Law and Politics}

A political machine is a united minority working against a divided majority. [Select]

(from Politicians and Other Scoundrels by Ferdinand Lundberg) [Shop] {Category: Law and Politics}

A pseudo-intellectual is a person who knows what "pseudo" means. [Select]

{Category: Wisdom and Ignorance}

A reactionary is a man whose political opinions always manage to keep up with yesterday. [Select]

{Category: Law and Politics}

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. [Select]

{Category: Law and Politics}

A ship doesn't travel far in a calm sea. [Select]

{Category: Success and Failure}

A single fact can spoil a good argument. [Select]

{Categories: Science and Religion, Wisdom and Ignorance}

A small journey begins with one step and ends with another. [Select]

{Category: Wisdom and Ignorance}

A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks. [Select]

{Category: Success and Failure}

A stitch in time would have confused Einstein. [Select]

{Category: Science and Religion}

A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam. [Select]

{Category: Science and Religion}

A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous. [Select]

{Category: Success and Failure}

A winner never quits -- a quitter never wins. [Select]

{Category: Success and Failure}

A woman has to be twice as good as a man, to be regarded as half that clever. [Select]

{Category: Men and Women}

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