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A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't. [Select]

{Category: Men and Women}

After all is said and done, a lot more is usually said than done. [Select]

{Category: Success and Failure}

After an instrument has been assembled, extra components will be found on the bench. [Select]

{Category: Success and Failure}

After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed. [Select]

{Category: Success and Failure}

All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance. [Select]

{Categories: Life and Death, Success and Failure}

All extremists should be taken out and shot. [Select]

{Category: Law and Politics}

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. [Select]

{Category: Success and Failure}

All probabilities are 50%. Either a thing will happen or it won't. [Select]

{Category: Science and Religion}

All the way to heaven is heaven. [Select]

{Category: Vice and Virtue}

All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for fun. Money's just the way we keep score. [Select]

{Category: Wealth and Poverty}

Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect to be paid back. [Select]

{Category: Wealth and Poverty}

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else. [Select]

{Category: Life and Death}

Always remember your weapons system was made by the lowest bidder [Select]

{Category: War and Peace}

An authority is a person who can tell you more about something than you really care to know. [Select]

{Category: Science and Religion}

An error is not a mistake until you refuse to correct it. [Select]

{Category: Success and Failure}

Anarchy may not be a better form of government, but it's better than no government at all. [Select]

{Category: Law and Politics}

Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop. [Select]

{Category: Success and Failure}

Any small object that is accidentally dropped will hide under a larger object. [Select]

{Category: Success and Failure}

Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something. [Select]

{Category: Success and Failure}

Any time you think you have influence, try ordering around someone else's dog. [Select]

{Category: Success and Failure}

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