Life and Death
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Comment# · Fair (5 ratings) · submitted 2 Mar
Life sucks and then you die.
my U.S. History teacher, so true!!, in
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Life and Death
Comment# · Fair (2 ratings) · submitted 22 Feb by
sraz
You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone
Comment# · Unrated · submitted 22 Feb by
sraz
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What, you too?! I thought I was the only one."
Comment# · Fair (2 ratings) · submitted 22 Feb by
sraz
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse
Comment# · Poor (one rating) · submitted 22 Feb by
sraz
About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends
Comment# · Unrated · submitted 22 Feb by
sraz
You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty
Comment# · Fair (3 ratings) · submitted 11 Feb by
Jambone9
The law of unintended consequences simply put-shit happens!
Comment# · Fair (8 ratings) · submitted 8 Feb by
Okay
Yabble foob blag, pum wagort spuzz monkey!
Mindyobiz, Makes sense, in
Life and Death and
Happiness and Misery
Comment# · Excellent (2 ratings) · submitted 30 Jan
Inside an oasis, there are many little deserts.
, in
Life and Death and
Wisdom and Ignorance
Comment# · Fair (2 ratings) · submitted 30 Jan by
Jambone9
The last time I looked, I still had my shadow. I much prefer a guardian angel, but my shadow will do for the time being.
Comment# · Excellent (one rating) · submitted 27 Jan by
Jambone9
A senility test is required when you can't remember what you forgot.
Comment# · Good (5 ratings) · submitted 23 Jan by
jambone9
To live and let live is sometimes an exercise in tolerating intolerance.
Comment# · Excellent (one rating) · submitted 23 Jan by
jambone9
Death does not define the person. The life lived does.
Comment# · Fair (3 ratings) · submitted 23 Jan by
jambone9
Toleration is a midway point between liking and disliking.
, in
Life and Death
Comment# · Excellent (one rating) · submitted 23 Jan by
jambone9
To live an let live is sometimes an exercise in tolerating intolerance.
Comment# · Fair (4 ratings) · submitted 21 Jan by
Jambone9
The death penalty does not deter if potential or actual killers have a death wish.
Comment# · Excellent (one rating) · submitted 21 Jan by
Jambone9
My parents were doing themselves and each other a favor when I was conceived. My father made his point and my mother conceded the point.
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