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Life and Death

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Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (3 ratings)  ·  submitted 8 Feb by [user] Okay

Yabble foob blag, pum wagort spuzz monkey!

[aphorist] Mindyobiz, Makes sense, in [category] Life and Death and [category] Happiness and Misery

Comment#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 6 Feb by [user] Jambone9

A person can die trying to stay alive.

[aphorist] Jabo James, in [category] Life and Death

Comment#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 30 Jan

Inside an oasis, there are many little deserts.

[aphorist] , in [category] Life and Death and [category] Wisdom and Ignorance

Comment#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 30 Jan by [user] Jambone9

The last time I looked, I still had my shadow. I much prefer a guardian angel, but my shadow will do for the time being.

[aphorist] Jabo James, in [category] Life and Death

Comment#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 27 Jan by [user] Jambone9

A senility test is required when you can't remember what you forgot.

[aphorist] Jabo James, in [category] Life and Death

Comment#  ·  ***- Good (one rating)  ·  submitted 23 Jan by [user] jambone9

To live and let live is sometimes an exercise in tolerating intolerance.

[aphorist] Jabo James, in [category] Life and Death

Comment#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 23 Jan by [user] jambone9

Death does not define the person. The life lived does.

[aphorist] Jabo James, in [category] Life and Death

Comment#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 23 Jan by [user] jambone9

Toleration is a midway point between liking and disliking.

[aphorist] , in [category] Life and Death

Comment#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 23 Jan by [user] jambone9

To live an let live is sometimes an exercise in tolerating intolerance.

[aphorist] Jabo James, in [category] Life and Death

Comment#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 23 Jan by [user] jambone9

Are you anybody important?

[aphorist] Jabo James, in [category] Life and Death

Comment#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 21 Jan by [user] Jambone9

The death penalty does not deter if potential or actual killers have a death wish.

[aphorist] Jabo James, in [category] Life and Death

Comment#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 21 Jan by [user] Jambone9

My parents were doing themselves and each other a favor when I was conceived. My father made his point and my mother conceded the point.

[aphorist] Jabo James, in [category] Life and Death

Comment#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 21 Jan by [user] Jambone9

The death penalty does not a deter if potential or actual killers have a death wish.

[aphorist] Jabo James, in [category] Life and Death

Comment#  ·  **** Excellent (one rating)  ·  submitted 21 Jan by [user] Jambone9

Purpose is an excuse used to justify existence.

[aphorist] Jabo James, in [category] Life and Death

Comment#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 18 Jan by [user] jambone9

Time flies when you don't look at your wristwatch.

[aphorist] Jabo James, in [category] Life and Death

Comment#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 17 Jan by [user] jambone9

We all exist. Do we all live?

[aphorist] Jabo James, in [category] Life and Death

Comment#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 16 Jan by [user] Jambone9

Either the pen or the sword can be used to take a stab at someone.

[aphorist] Jabo James, in [category] Life and Death and [category] War and Peace

Comment#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 16 Jan by [user] jambone9

Death and taxes are recession-proof.

[aphorist] Jabo James, in [category] Life and Death

Comment#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 16 Jan by [user] jambone9

A life well lived requires no justification.

[aphorist] Jabe James, in [category] Life and Death

Comment#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 16 Jan

It isn't that you can't cheat death, it's that death can't cheat you.

[aphorist] John Alejandro King, a.k.a. 'The Covert Comic' (www.covertcomic.com), in [category] Life and Death and [category] Wisdom and Ignorance

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