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Love and Hate

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Comment#  ·  ***- Good (one rating)  ·  submitted 7 Mar by [user] Coleden

The flare of love can burn bright or burn bridges.

[aphorist] Cole Denison, in [category] Love and Hate

Comment#  ·  *--- Poor (2 ratings)  ·  submitted 24 Feb

Lust is the pornography of the mind.

[aphorist] Benjamin Dickens, Musician, in [category] Love and Hate and [category] Men and Women

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (2 ratings)  ·  submitted 20 Feb by [user] jambone9

An atheist may experience hell if or when rejecting a lover.

[aphorist] Jabo James, in [category] Love and Hate

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (2 ratings)  ·  submitted 30 Jan by [user] Jambone9

The love of two people for each other is an understanding that no one else is expected to understand.

[aphorist] Jabo James, in [category] Love and Hate

Comment#  ·  ***- Good (one rating)  ·  submitted 30 Jan by [user] Jambone9

Before becoming familiar with the American use of the term "affirmative action," I thought it meant taking the initiative when in a romantic mood.

[aphorist] Jabo James, in [category] Love and Hate and [category] Law and Politics

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (6 ratings)  ·  submitted 23 Jan

The Law of Woods: Any meaningful definition of the term 'recovering sex addict' can be shown to be semantically equivalent to a joke about monogamous marriage.

[aphorist] John Alejandro King, a.k.a. 'The Covert Comic' (www.covertcomic.com), in [category] Love and Hate and [category] Men and Women

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (6 ratings)  ·  submitted 23 Jan by [user] jambone9

Love is a four-letter word you can swear by.

[aphorist] Jabo James, in [category] Love and Hate

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (5 ratings)  ·  submitted 23 Jan by [user] jambone9

The introduction of 2 genders was perhaps subject to the law of unintended consequences-same sex emotional-sexual relationships.

[aphorist] Jabo James, in [category] Love and Hate and [category] Happiness and Misery

Comment#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 23 Jan by [user] jambone9

In marriage, if you do it right, twice should suffice-the first time being a dress rehearsal and the second time being the real deal.

[aphorist] Jabo James, in [category] Love and Hate and [category] Happiness and Misery

Comment#  ·  **** Excellent (2 ratings)  ·  submitted 21 Jan by [user] Jambone9

Behind every great man there's a great woman willing and ready to kick his ass if he screws up.

[aphorist] Jabo James, in [category] Love and Hate

Comment#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 21 Jan by [user] Jambone9

To be merely needed is boring; to be loved, now that's a different story.

[aphorist] Jabo James, in [category] Love and Hate and [category] Life and Death

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (5 ratings)  ·  submitted 17 Jan by [user] jambone9

An eye for an eye seems like a fair exchange.

[aphorist] Jabo James, in [category] Love and Hate

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (4 ratings)  ·  submitted 17 Jan by [user] jambone9

Monogamy means forsake all others.

[aphorist] Jabo James, in [category] Love and Hate

Comment#  ·  **** Excellent (one rating)  ·  submitted 17 Jan by [user] jambone9

There is more to love than a certain feeling inside your underwear.

[aphorist] Jabo James, in [category] Love and Hate

Comment#  ·  ***- Good (one rating)  ·  submitted 17 Jan by [user] Jambone9

F... the wedding. Make the marriage work.

[aphorist] Jabo James, in [category] Love and Hate

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (one rating)  ·  submitted 17 Jan by [user] Jambone9

Pussy Galore had a lot of it to give.

[aphorist] Jabo James, A character in the James Bond Books by Ian Fleming, in [category] Love and Hate

Comment#  ·  **** Excellent (2 ratings)  ·  submitted 17 Jan by [user] Jambone9

Anyone who attempts to invoke the wrath of the Creator against gays and lesbians must necessarily blame the Creator for having implanted in men and in women a gene that predisposes one favorably toward attraction to the same gender.

[aphorist] Jabo James, in [category] Love and Hate and [category] Happiness and Misery

Comment#  ·  **** Excellent (2 ratings)  ·  submitted 17 Jan by [user] Jambone9

A love of life does not necessarily include a love of your life.

[aphorist] Jabo James, in [category] Love and Hate

Comment#  ·  *--- Poor (one rating)  ·  submitted 16 Jan by [user] jambone9

One woman's way to a man's heart is through his pants.

[aphorist] Jabo James, in [category] Love and Hate

Comment#  ·  ***- Good (3 ratings)  ·  submitted 16 Jan by [user] jambone9

One woman's way to a man's heart is through his pants.

[aphorist] , in [category] Love and Hate

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