Science and Religion
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Comment# · Fair (47 ratings) · submitted 1997 ·
A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.
Comment# · Fair (107 ratings) · submitted 1997
A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
Comment# · Fair (131 ratings) · submitted 1997
All probabilities are 50%. Either a thing will happen or it won't.
Comment# · Fair (126 ratings) · submitted 1997
An authority is a person who can tell you more about something than you really care to know.
Comment# · Fair (123 ratings) · submitted 1997
Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division.
Comment# · Fair (122 ratings) · submitted 1997
First Rule of History: History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each other.
Comment# · Fair (130 ratings) · submitted 1997
Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab: Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.
Comment# · Fair (124 ratings) · submitted 1997
Horngren's Observation: Among economists, the real world is often a special case.
Comment# · Fair (119 ratings) · submitted 1997
Isn't it strange? The same people who laugh at gypsy fortune-tellers take economists seriously.
Comment# · Fair (126 ratings) · submitted 1997
It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
Comment# · Fair (127 ratings) · submitted 1997
Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings.
Comment# · Fair (105 ratings) · submitted 1997
The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.
Comment# · Fair (173 ratings) · submitted 1997
Theft from a single author is plagiarism. Theft from two is comparative study. Theft from three or more is research.
Comment# · Fair (121 ratings) · submitted 1997
There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don't.
Comment# · Fair (120 ratings) · submitted 1997
Time is God's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
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