Science and Religion

A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.

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A single fact can spoil a good argument.

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A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.

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A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.

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All probabilities are 50%. Either a thing will happen or it won't.

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An authority is a person who can tell you more about something than you really care to know.

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Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division.

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First Rule of History: History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each other.

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Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab: Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.

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Horngren's Observation: Among economists, the real world is often a special case.

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Isn't it strange? The same people who laugh at gypsy fortune-tellers take economists seriously.

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It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

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Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings.

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My mind is made up, don't confuse me with the facts!

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The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.

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Theft from a single author is plagiarism. Theft from two is comparative study. Theft from three or more is research.

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There are no errors in this book, except this one.

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There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don't.

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Time is God's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

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Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.

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