Life and Death

You are only young once... but you can be immature your whole life. [Select]

Unknown {Also in: Wisdom and Ignorance}

Genealogy is based on the obviously silly idea that there is no such thing as a bastard. [Select]

Nicolas Martin {Also in: Science and Religion}

Life is ours to be spent, not saved. [Select]

D. H. Lawrence {Also in: Happiness and Misery}

I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it. [Select]

Jack Handey

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you. [Select]

Woody Allen {Also in: Love and Hate}

Every time a baby is born, so is a grandmother. [Select]

Unknown

I've never been this old in my entire life. [Select]

Rev. J. D. O'Neal (sermon: "Redeeming the Time")

If you're here, you're alive. [Select]

Unknown {Also in: Wisdom and Ignorance}

All I desire for my own burial is not to be buried alive. [Select]

The Earl of Chesterfield

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. [Select]

Ogden Nash: Versus

Live to win, dare to fail. [Select]

James Hetfield

It is the deed that teaches, not the name we give it. Murder and capital punishment are not the opposites that cancel one another, but similars that breed the same kind. [Select]

George Bernard {Also in: Law and Politics}

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. [Select]

Unknown

Time stands still for no man. [Select]

Leonard Reiss

I have all the time in the world to worry about death when I am dead. [Select]

Leonard Reiss

Either those curtains go or I do. [Select]

Oscar Wilde (last words)

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