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Men and Women
Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was like eating an egg without salt. [Select] If you want a high performance woman, I can go from zero to bitch in less than 2.1 seconds. [Select] Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. [Select] Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too. [Select] A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy. [Select] If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. [Select] A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce. [Select] Don Quinn {Also in: Love and Hate} Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself. [Select] Helen Rowland {Also in: Love and Hate} When God created two sexes, he may have been overdoing it. [Select] There are really not many jobs that actually require a penis or a vagina, and all other occupations should be open to everyone. [Select] Gloria Steinem {Also in: Success and Failure} Men mistake friendship, but not sex, for love; women mistake sex, but not friendship, for love. [Select] Give a man free hands and you'll know where to find them. [Select] You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside. [Select] A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat. [Select] Unknown {Also in: Law and Politics} A man needs a mistress, just to break the monogamy. [Select] Unknown {Also in: Love and Hate} A woman has to be twice as good as a man, to be regarded as half that clever. [Select] A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't. [Select] I've had one child. My husband wants to have another. I'd like to watch him have another. [Select] If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot dog stands on the moon. [Select] Men who cherish for women the highest respect are seldom popular with them. [Select]
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