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Men and Women
My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she says. [Select] Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little. [Select] Sex is what women have and men want. [Select] The more I know men, the more I love my dog. [Select] When a female has tears in her eyes the one who cannot see is the male. [Select] When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him. [Select] Women first want to find out what is in your wallet, and second what is in your pants. [Select] Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. [Select] The only thing that men and women have in common, is that they both prefer the company of men. [Select] Men don't need women -- they just need certain parts of their anatomy. [Select] If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 6 months to a year, then you can say that you know a woman. If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 1 to 4 years, then you can say that you understand a woman. If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 4 or more years, then you can say that you have learned from a woman. [Select] It is the ordinary women that know something about love. The gorgeous ones are too busy being gorgeous. [Select] Katharine Hepburn {Also in: Love and Hate}
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