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Once is funny, twice is TV. (Contributed 2001 by Robert McClain.) [Edit] Robert McClain (View any sitcom for the truth of this.) I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. (Contributed 2001 by Robert McClain.) [Edit] Tom Waits Enemy's silence is more dangerous than his attack. (Contributed 2001.) [Edit] Vugar Abdullah Gurban To the addressee, the significance of an e-mail is inversely proportional to the level in the organization from where it emanates. (Contributed 2001 by Darius Breau.) [Edit] Unknown Government "deregulation" is a lot like having someone nail both your feet to the floor-- and having them come back later and offer to pry the nail out of *one* foot, your choice. And then they're baffled when you can only walk in a circle. (Contributed 2001.) [Edit] RHJunior If it is more efficient, improves quality of living, eases suffering, costs less, works better, lasts longer, or saves lives, it's almost a perfect guaruntee that the status quo will fight its introduction into the system to the very death. (Contributed 2001.) [Edit] RHJunior You`re going to die so you might as well live. (Contributed 2001 by james nani.) [Edit] James Nani (one of over 450.Book in process) God doesn`t make mistakes.Now look in the mirror again. (Contributed 2001 by james nani.) [Edit] james nani ("Wisdom for Dummys" by nani) When you deny what is all you have left is what isn`t. (Contributed 2001 by James Nani.) [Edit] James Nani (from,"Wisdom for Dummys" #173) The best laid of mice and men always go astray. (Contributed 2001 by Joel L. Schiff.) [Edit] Joel L. Schiff No one remembers how many times Babe Ruth struck out. (Contributed 2001 by Joel L. Schiff.) [Edit] Joel L. Schiff Most people would rather die than think --- and most people do. (Contributed 2001 by John Marean.) [Edit] Bertrand Russell "Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys." (Contributed 2001 by Adrian Kao.) [Edit] P. J. O'Rourke "Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it." (Contributed 2001 by Adrian Kao.) [Edit] Henry David Thoreau "The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." (Contributed 2001 by Adrian Kao.) [Edit] Albert Einstein "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Contributed 2001 by Adrian Kao.) [Edit] Albert Einstein "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." (Contributed 2001 by Adrian Kao.) [Edit] Rich Cook "All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit." (Contributed 2001 by Adrian Kao.) [Edit] Thomas Paine "I am free with my opinions. I am a free-thinker." (Contributed 2001 by Wong Hin Wai.) [Edit] Unknown "The real problem is not whether machines think, but whether men do." (Contributed 2001 by Adrian Kao.) [Edit] B. F. Skinner
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