Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
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2024-04-10
tiny.ag/sutptyxa · ★★☆☆ Fair (19 ratings) · submitted 1997
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
2024-04-09
tiny.ag/w3vp1iki · ★★☆☆ Fair (314 ratings) · submitted 1997
Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Lada.
2024-04-08
tiny.ag/kbrvjlvy · ★★☆☆ Fair (70 ratings) · submitted 1997
For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled.
2024-04-07
tiny.ag/yxd6qmth · ★★☆☆ Fair (33 ratings) · submitted 1997
If you wish to reach the highest, begin at the lowest.
2024-04-06
tiny.ag/ovsgddqq · ★★☆☆ Fair (115 ratings) · submitted 1997
Non-Reciprocal Laws of Expectations: Negative expectations yield negative results. Positive expectations yield negative results.
2024-04-05
tiny.ag/oy08nxhf · ★★☆☆ Fair (853 ratings) · submitted 1998 by Marc Spierings
To use a method is to compare the realm of mind to a stool. The true thinker walks freely.
Godfried Bomans, De avonturen van Bill Clifford, in Science and Religion and Wisdom and Ignorance
2024-04-04
tiny.ag/dc6pcq9o · ★★☆☆ Fair (425 ratings) · submitted 1997
All men naturally desire knowledge.
2024-04-03
tiny.ag/ls96cqfi · ★★☆☆ Fair (90 ratings) · submitted 1997
A man is in love when something in his head, something in his and chest and something in his pants react to a certain woman.
2024-04-02
tiny.ag/6dhgl4cy · ★★☆☆ Fair (141 ratings) · submitted 1998 by Ian Robinson
An error is not a mistake until you refuse to correct it.
2024-04-01
tiny.ag/wagakfth · ★★☆☆ Fair (945 ratings) · submitted 1999
Learning to shrug is the beginning of wisdom.
Sarah Ban Breathnach, Simple Abundance, in Wisdom and Ignorance