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Edit Comment# · Unrated · submitted 2 Sep by
jibandiya
Middle age is the age that levitates between two equal and opposite forces; namely, the youngman's urge to grow older and the oldman's wish to feel younger.
Edit Comment# · Unrated · submitted 2 Sep by
jibandiya
Anything, however insignificant, that may be lacking in the friendship between your friend and you makes a staple food for your enemy.
Edit Comment# · Unrated · submitted 1 Sep by
jibandiya
A woman was in love with me since I was very young. She happened to be married to my father.
Edit Comment# · Unrated · submitted 1 Sep by
jibandiya
The transformation from being knowledgeably ignorant to being ignorantly knowledgeable may not happen within a lifetime.
Edit Comment# · Unrated · submitted 31 Aug by
jibandiya
The institution that has only two students and no faculty is called the institution of marriage.
Edit Comment# · Excellent (one rating) · submitted 28 Aug by
jibandiya
I always thought I had nothing when I actually had enough. Now I do have nothing and actually enough of it.
Edit Comment# · Unrated · submitted 28 Aug by
jibandiya
You have been sent to this world with a complete heart. Why use only half of it when you approach life?
Edit Comment# · Unrated · submitted 28 Aug by
jibandiya
Life is a Balance Sheet without the bottomline.
Edit Comment# · Unrated · submitted 28 Aug by
jibandiya
Kissing is often an extra-territorial aggression.
Edit Comment# · Unrated · submitted 28 Aug by
jibandiya
When you love, you love; when you make love, you fake love.
Edit Comment# · Unrated · submitted 28 Aug
Might as well get used to dealing with problems, because everyone and everything's got 'em.
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
Edit Comment# · Unrated · submitted 28 Aug
There's no defeating an antagonist or anything, if we don't know whom or what it is.
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
Edit Comment# · Unrated · submitted 28 Aug
Don't make the mistake of being so impatient for tomorrow, that you kill today.
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
Edit Comment# · Unrated · submitted 28 Aug
We can't have it all covered. An eye on one thing, exposes another.
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
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