Success and Failure

The more you know, the less you need to show.

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The more you know, the less you think you know.

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The more you put into life, the less you will get.

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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

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The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.

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The surest way of having something done is to forbid your kids to do it.

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The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the scythe.

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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

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There are a lot of ways to become a failure, but never taking a chance is the most successful.

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There are people who make things happen, those who watch what happens, and those who wonder what happened.

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There are two types of dirt: the dark kind, which is attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is attracted to dark objects.

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To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do have.

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To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

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To err is human, to forgive unusual.

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To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of them absent.

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It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

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It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

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It is said that the lonely eagle flies to the mountain peaks while the lowly ant crawls the ground, but cannot the soul of the ant soar as high as the eagle?

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Jenkinson's Law: It won't work.

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Johnson's First Law: When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the most inconvenient possible time.

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