Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
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1841–1850 (1858)
2010-10-16
tiny.ag/ihlpkath · submitted 1997
Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent.
2010-08-05
tiny.ag/gam5ctee · submitted 1997
If it weren't for lawyers, we wouldn't need them.
2010-07-14
tiny.ag/d1etleqn · submitted 1999
It is not the bad times on which we should dwell, it is only poison to the mind and soul. We shall rise up after we fall, and continue to go on -- dwelling on the good, high-spirited times of our lives.
2010-05-26
tiny.ag/xw6wlcfo · submitted 1997
Life's a bitch, and life's got lots of sisters.
2010-04-17
tiny.ag/w06shyav · submitted 1997
Where there is no law, but every man does what is right in his own eyes, there is the least of real liberty.
2010-04-02
tiny.ag/lkgjcwse · submitted 1997
Baloney is flattery so thick that it can not be true and blarney is flattery so thin that we like it.
2010-01-28
tiny.ag/o4tugiae · submitted 1997
While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
2010-01-21
tiny.ag/lsxp5q2w · submitted 1997
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.
2010-01-10
tiny.ag/ypqqlw9y · submitted 1998
Always remember your weapons system was made by the lowest bidder
Unknown, in War and Peace
2010-01-08
tiny.ag/kwzypjqf · submitted 1997
All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.
1841–1850 (1858)