Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/bndcdwfu · ★★☆☆ Fair (21 ratings) · submitted 2002
Though the truth may hurt, it will be far less than a betrayal of trust.
Brian Gilbert, http://realityloop.com/
tiny.ag/jpxgkfru · ★★☆☆ Fair (21 ratings) · submitted 2002
We would despise ourselves if we did not believe we are better than our own lives.
tiny.ag/ihl7okdf · ★★☆☆ Fair (23 ratings) · submitted 2002
Why do we need so many laws? Because we have the same ability to agree as lizards.
tiny.ag/3fkcfz7e · ★★☆☆ Fair (17 ratings) · submitted 2002
Proud, proud pagans, /who worship blood-covered stones /because the stones don't contradict them....
tiny.ag/mg2l5eqr · ★★☆☆ Fair (20 ratings) · submitted 2002
A pagan god is the ultimate "yes man."
tiny.ag/wpnjbcva · ★★☆☆ Fair (14 ratings) · submitted 2002
A man who lies to save the truth is really just trying to save his own ass.
tiny.ag/8arwiyv5 · ★★☆☆ Fair (22 ratings) · submitted 2002
If you had a group of carpenters, electricians and architects who espoused a "do your own thing" approach to housebuilding, the end result would be a Three Stooges skit followed by the house collapsing in on itself. Yet this "do as thou wilt" is a valid approach to building a soul?
tiny.ag/5nbq2zsv · ★★☆☆ Fair (23 ratings) · submitted 2002
In communist countries, state is mother and Government is father, mothers and fathers are cogs.... and children are grist for the mill. The only "father" the cuban government recognized for Elian was Castro.
tiny.ag/w1bg5pf2 · ★★☆☆ Fair (18 ratings) · submitted 2002
There is no political theory that transcends fatherhood.
Jefferson Hennessy, In deference to Elian
tiny.ag/7ml20wxt · ★★☆☆ Fair (21 ratings) · submitted 2002
Truth is not only stranger than fiction; usually it's about ten times funnier too.
tiny.ag/yer2rvtg · ★★☆☆ Fair (18 ratings) · submitted 2002
I don't want the world to revolve around me; I just want it to stop trying to throw me off.
tiny.ag/w6nymkrc · ★★☆☆ Fair (23 ratings) · submitted 2002
Life without a sound sense of tra, can seem like an incomprehensible nup.
Gene B. Beery, From my Artist'sbook:AdmitOnetothe......
tiny.ag/auirtxm0 · ★★☆☆ Fair (20 ratings) · submitted 2002
Art is the Universe admiring Itself
Gene B. Beery, The title of an Artist's Book by myself.
tiny.ag/4xqjrl1c · ★★☆☆ Fair (22 ratings) · submitted 2002
Art is the universe admiring itself.
Gene B. Beery, The title of an Artist's Book by myself
tiny.ag/yb2hck7i · ★★☆☆ Fair (21 ratings) · submitted 2002
The original point-and-click interface was made by Smith and Wesson.
tiny.ag/ityhhzrn · ★★☆☆ Fair (21 ratings) · submitted 2001
"Evil has no rights."
tiny.ag/5duiswav · ★★☆☆ Fair (20 ratings) · submitted 2001
life is an orange, so squeeze the pulp out of it. even when it's sour.
Michelle Wilson, I made this up. it means live life.
tiny.ag/i2p6q5yy · ★★☆☆ Fair (28 ratings) · submitted 2001
Nothing revolts a leftist more than a standard of measurement.
tiny.ag/klnxmawz · ★★☆☆ Fair (23 ratings) · submitted 2001
Far too often, and this is the terrifying thing about humanity, far too often the only difference between a 'genius' and a 'madman' is that the genius is just a madman everyone can understand.
tiny.ag/tqmqvk1w · ★★☆☆ Fair (20 ratings) · submitted 2001
Sometimes we have to lie to save the truth.
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