Aphorisms, And Observations, By Ed Vaile,

“ You’re Only As Smart, As A Google Bar Away “

" Through Faith, One Gains Eternal Hope "

" Never Under Estimate, The Power Of Conviction "

" Hate, Spite, Envy, Greed, Sloth, And Deceit, Are The Foundation Of Misfortune "

" The Key To Good Health, Is A Healthy Ration Of Hard Labor "

" A Women’s Greatest Ally, Is Her Vanity "

" That Which Is Easily Attainable, Often Bares Little Value "

" If You Don't Make A Mess, You Don't Have To Clean It Up "

" You Don't Know How Good You've Got It, Until You've Got It Worse"

" Beware Of The Future, Nature Demands Justice Be Served "

" No Amount Of Wealth, Can Buy You Good Health "

" Say What you Mean, And Mean What You Say "

" In Natures Eyes, We Are But Thieves, Clean Air, And Water, Our Bounty "

" Lose Tract Of Your Physical Fitness, A Physician Will Soon Bare Witness "

" A Man Without Principals, Is A Man Without Honor "

" All The Intellectuality In The World, Can't Replace Good Common Sense "

" A Little Praise, Goes A Long Ways "

" Rhetoric, Is The Preachers Salvation "

" Politicians, Say What They Would Like To Mean, And Promise What They Can't Keep "

" Love Is What You Make It "

" Good Business Sense, Means Good Common Sense "

" If You Can't Learn From Your Mistakes, Learn From Those Of Others "

" Good Lighting Is Everything "

" Greed Will Be The Fall Of Humanity, For Nature Has No Emotion "

" If You Don't Stay Ahead Of Your Work, Your Work Will Get Ahead Of You "

" Sobriety Is For The Valiant "

" It's Not Charity, If It's Preformed With Expectations Of Retribution "

" Delusion, Is The Seat Of Happiness "

" The Domestication Of Humanity, Purged It From The Ranks Of Nature, It's Called Civilization "

" Unlike Nature, Human Emotion Allows Humanitarianism; To Proceed Logic "

" Wisdom Is A Combination, Of Maturity, Age, Experience, Patience, And Discipline "

" Principals, Are The Building Blocks Of Good Moral Character "

" A Wise Man Takes His Loses In Stride, And In Perspective "

" Your Word Is Your Bond "

" Honor Thy Father, But Worship Thy Mother "

" The Spoiled, Are The Thankless "

" He Who Gives Of Himself, Shall Receive Of Others "

" The Wind Blows, Which Ever Way You Don't Want It To "

" Rationalization, Is The Product Of Maturity "

" He Who Finds Amusement In Others Misfortunes, Shall Soon Find Misfortune Itself "

" Your Friends, Are Those Who Love You "

" A Mans Success, Is Not Measured Buy His Monetary Income "

" The Less Said About A Lie, The Better "

" True Love, Is Unconditional "

" If You're Sure You Can't, You Won't "

" The Hardest Thing In The World To Do, Is Practice What You Preach "

" Theology Is Non Existent, In The Mind Of Science "

" There Is A Fine Line Between Flattery, And Patronization "

“ There Is No Beginning, And There Is No End, Only Constant Change “

“ Wit, Is A Combination Of Deductive, And Rationalizational Skills “

“ Our Biggest Problem Is, We Take So Much For Granted “

“ Respect Is Earned, Not Given “

“ Drink And Delusion, Go Hand In Hand “

“ Can You Imagine How Bad, Good Would Be, If There Was No Bad “

“ Want To Be Productive, Pay Attention To Your Work “

“ They Say Talk Is Cheap, But My Mouth Sure Costs Me A lot “

“ If You’re Real Smart, You’re Heart Smart “

“ The Harder You Work, The Stronger You Get “

“ There’s Head Work, And There’s Heart Work “

“ Fashion, Spreads Like Wildfire “

“ Food Comes Before Pride “

“ Always Give A Man Credit, Where Credit Is Due “

“ A Good Boss Has Patience, Finesse, And Tact “

“ Common Sense Occurs, When Rationalization Out Weighs Delusion “

“ The Answers To Creation. And Existence, Are At Present Beyond Human Capacity “

“Sincerity, Is given Little Consideration In Modern Society “

“ Cut And Dried, Things Seldom Are “

“ You Have A Choice To Make In Life, Science Or Theology “

“ For Instant Fool, Just Add Alcohol “

“ Most Of Us Would Complain, No Matter How Good We’ve Got It “

“ Flowers To A Woman, Are The Salt Of The Earth “

“ What Would Be A Hand Me Down To One Fellow, Is A Family Heir Loom To Another “

“ Be Aware Of Your Priorities, Without Your Health, You Have Nothing “

“ If Anything; We’re The Source Of Someone’s Amusement “

“ The Greatest Sin Against God, Is Obesity “

“ A Happy Crew, Is A Snappy Crew”

“ Nature Is God, And God Alone “

“ A Mistake Is Something That Someone Else Catches, A Correction Is Something You Catch Yourself “

“ There Are Two Kinds Of Lies, Intentional, And Unintentional “

“ Never Ask For Something Given, to Be Returned, Or Return Something, That Has Been Given “

“ Expecting The Average Individual To Keep His Word, Is Like Expecting A Prostitute To Keep Her Virginity “

“ No Amount Of Logic, Can Un-cloud Those Devout “

“ Emotional Security, Comes With Maturity “

“ Have You Earned Your Food Today, Have You Burned Your Food Today “

“ Time Isn’t Constant, The Older You Get, The Faster It Goes “

“ I’m The First One To Give Advise, And The Last One To Take It “

“ You Can Have Anything, You Don’t Want “

“ Without Problems, There Are No Resolutions “

” Inflation Is The Product, Of An Unproductive Workforce “

“ No Amount Of Money Can Mend A Damaged Reputation “

“ Beware Of Counterproductive Rationalization “

“ It’s June, In Mosquito Lagoon, And There’s No Mosquitoes “

“ You Don’t Have To Be Fat To Be Lazy, But You’ve Got To Be Lazy To Be Fat “

“ Nature Works On Logic, Humans Work On Emotion “

“ Western Man, Wants So Much, To Do So Little “

“ War Is A Business “

“ To Think That Your Religion, Is The Only Right One, Would Be Ludicrous “

“ Hormones, And Emotions, Are Very Powerful Things “

“ When You Domesticate A Species, One Must Institute Selective Breeding, Or Highly Unsuitable Results, Will Eventually Occur, Humans are No Exception “

“ You Only See, What You Want To See “

“ Sloth, Is Inherent To Domestication “

“ Trying To Live Life, Without A Crutch Like Religion, Is A Very Difficult Task “

“ Poor Humans… Governed By Morality Instead Of Logic “

“ One Of The Most Important Things In Life, Is To Do What You Say Your Going To Do, When You Say Your Going To Do It “

“ There’s Two Things You Can Lose, And Never Know The Difference, Your Mind, And Your Life “

“ Empathy, Or Apathy, That Is The Question “

“ Happiness, Is Relative “

“ Obesity, Is Proof Of Sloth “

“ Forgive, Lest Ye Be Un-forgiven”

“ Everyone Wants To Be Friends, With A Good Listener”

“ They Let Just Anybody Make Babies, And then They Let’em Vote “

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