Life and Death

Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.

 Unknown, in  Life and Death

Ducharm's Axiom: If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize yourself as part of the problem.

 Unknown, in  Life and Death and  Success and Failure

Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

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Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

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Fairy tales: Horror stories for children to get them used to reality.

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For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know.

 Unknown, in  Happiness and Misery and  Life and Death

I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life.

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Insisting on perfect safety is for people who don't have the balls to live in the real world.

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It doesn't take all kinds -- we just have all kinds.

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It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.

 Unknown, (bumper sticker), in  Life and Death

Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is.

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Life is a fatal, sexually transmitted disease.

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Life is like a raffle -- you must be present to win.

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Life's a bitch, and then she has puppies.

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Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.

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Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.

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Man did not weave the web of life, he is merely a strand in it. Whatever he does to the web, he does to himself.

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Not everyone born in a stable thinks himself a horse.

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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.

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The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy.

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