Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

2021–2040 (6048)

tiny.ag/pgqiyw4d  ·  submitted 2011 by Eye of Light

Fools paddle upriver to where they are.

Davidson Dunton Copeland, www.streamsidetimes.wordpress.com, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/prxzd2tg  ·  submitted 2011 by rstone

Common sense is the fountainhead of Justice

Ronald W Stone, in Law and Politics and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/rftubwea  ·  submitted 2011 by rstone

Common sense is the fountainhead of Justice

Ronald W Stone, I am a Circuit Court Judge

tiny.ag/wqmkytib  ·  submitted 2011

Good friends and bad enemies have one thing in common, they are hard to lose.

Joel Poquette, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/brdpnwdf  ·  submitted 2011 by Jonathan.N.Schauder

Look for the good in others.
Especially if all you can see is the bad.

Jonathan (Jonny) Schauder, in Happiness and Misery and Love and Hate

tiny.ag/uyvyih2w  ·  submitted 2011 by Jonathan.N.Schauder

Those claiming any idea to be holy must invite everyone to explore its holes.

Jonathan (Jonny) Schauder, in Science and Religion and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/29cyi8z0  ·  submitted 2011

Join the Army: travel to exotic distant lands, meet exciting, unusual people and kill them.

Full Metal Jacket, in War and Peace

tiny.ag/8eamlrbp  ·  submitted 2011

I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born.

Ronald Reagan, in Life and Death and Science and Religion

tiny.ag/jgw78gp0  ·  submitted 2011

I wonder how the Romans managed to remember their phone number

M.A. Fiol

tiny.ag/8fhy1wx3  ·  submitted 2011 by anishtain4

Opportunities pass fast as clouds.

Imam Ali, in Success and Failure and Work and Recreation

tiny.ag/htdr0z9f  ·  submitted 2011 by nckoliss

My parents asked me if i would jump off a bridge if my friends did. I told them if my friends were jumping off a bridge, it was probably my idea.

, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/jrn9lidu  ·  submitted 2011 by brokenmind

separating oneself from the world may be the best way to live, but its still fun to burn down a house.

cody larson

tiny.ag/ipagwpyn  ·  submitted 2011 by brokenmind

separating oneself from the world may be the best way to live, but its still fun to burn down a house.

cody larson

tiny.ag/bi0ndpav  ·  submitted 2011 by brokenmind

A man whom lives everyday trying to achieve more dies unfulfilled, but the man whom chooses to be happy to be alive will die happy and fulfilled.

cody larson, in Happiness and Misery and Wealth and Poverty

tiny.ag/bzt02sqm  ·  submitted 2011 by brokenmind

Life itself has no meaning we all could just vanish and the universe would move on, because of this we must make our own meaning in life.

cody larson, in Life and Death and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/xow7f1za  ·  submitted 2011 by brokenmind

Life itself has no meaning we all could just vanish and the universe would move on, because of this we must make our own meaning in life.

cody larson, in Life and Death and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/jxudyiyn  ·  submitted 2011 by brokenmind

A man whom endures pain will gain great wisdom for it.

cody larson, in Happiness and Misery and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/lskdvygd  ·  submitted 2011

The only thing worse than writer's block is blocking writers.

Lisa Wenn, in Wisdom and Ignorance

2021–2040 (6048)