Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/6eximsxz · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
The last minute is a refuge for emergencies that would not exist if a situation or project were properly managed.
tiny.ag/ihfdp1bu · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
Experts are good at analyzing past events; magicians and fortune tellers handle everything else.
tiny.ag/g7lkerjf · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
Hindsight is an ass-kicker.
tiny.ag/4auzskgd · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
Tha past was, the present is, the future could be. Concentrate on the latter.
tiny.ag/xuhwjc9t · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
A senility test is required when you can't remember what you forgot.
tiny.ag/0lmf4tgr · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
I don't fear computers; I fear their misuse.
tiny.ag/h3jg0lrq · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
In any organization, image is everything, whether or not there is substance to it.
tiny.ag/yfcc6bux · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
Hair today, gone tomorrow-a bald man's lament.
tiny.ag/kly7r96k · submitted 2010
All knowledge that is worth knowing is worth suffering for
Drake Baglietto, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Happiness and Misery
tiny.ag/iua29w3j · submitted 2010 by jambone9
A misogynist believes it is a man's world.
Jabo James, in Men and Women and Love and Hate
tiny.ag/jxrqi7wv · submitted 2010 by jambone9
If humankind is in the image of the Creator, is a desire to be god-like blasphemous?
tiny.ag/apw7ioks · submitted 2010
The Law of Woods: Any meaningful definition of the term 'recovering sex addict' can be shown to be semantically equivalent to a joke about monogamous marriage.
John Alejandro King, a.k.a. 'The Covert Comic' (www.covertcomic.com), in Love and Hate and Men and Women
tiny.ag/ns9ae03w · submitted 2010 by jambone9
To live and let live is sometimes an exercise in tolerating intolerance.
tiny.ag/jnkg0qxj · submitted 2010 by jambone9
The greater the number of people are involved in a project that is running late, the more it becomes an exercise in personality management, rather than actual project management.
tiny.ag/fw3md4ek · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Hookers and politicians know how to prostitute themselves.
tiny.ag/hb02yxw3 · submitted 2010 by jambone9
The tension in the boardroom was so thick you could cut the air with a chainsaw.
tiny.ag/ge06v5yk · submitted 2010 by jambone9
A sincere person tends to be honest; a honest person is not necessarily sincere.
tiny.ag/8aedxdm1 · submitted 2010 by jambone9
My insanity keeps me normal.
tiny.ag/fegy1bt7 · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Money claims no responsibility for the greed that it provokes.
tiny.ag/sjla76tr · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Do you have character or are you a character?
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