Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/6eximsxz  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

The last minute is a refuge for emergencies that would not exist if a situation or project were properly managed.

Jabo James, in Work and Recreation

tiny.ag/ihfdp1bu  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

Experts are good at analyzing past events; magicians and fortune tellers handle everything else.

Jabo James, in Success and Failure

tiny.ag/g7lkerjf  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

Hindsight is an ass-kicker.

Jabo James, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/4auzskgd  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

Tha past was, the present is, the future could be. Concentrate on the latter.

Jabo James, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/xuhwjc9t  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

A senility test is required when you can't remember what you forgot.

Jabo James, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/0lmf4tgr  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

I don't fear computers; I fear their misuse.

Jabo James, in Science and Religion

tiny.ag/h3jg0lrq  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

In any organization, image is everything, whether or not there is substance to it.

Jabo James, in Success and Failure

tiny.ag/yfcc6bux  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

Hair today, gone tomorrow-a bald man's lament.

Jabo James, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/kly7r96k  ·  submitted 2010

All knowledge that is worth knowing is worth suffering for

Drake Baglietto, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/iua29w3j  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

A misogynist believes it is a man's world.

Jabo James, in Men and Women and Love and Hate

tiny.ag/jxrqi7wv  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

If humankind is in the image of the Creator, is a desire to be god-like blasphemous?

Jabo James, in Science and Religion

tiny.ag/apw7ioks  ·  submitted 2010

The Law of Woods: Any meaningful definition of the term 'recovering sex addict' can be shown to be semantically equivalent to a joke about monogamous marriage.

John Alejandro King, a.k.a. 'The Covert Comic' (www.covertcomic.com), in Love and Hate and Men and Women

tiny.ag/ns9ae03w  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

To live and let live is sometimes an exercise in tolerating intolerance.

Jabo James, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/jnkg0qxj  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

The greater the number of people are involved in a project that is running late, the more it becomes an exercise in personality management, rather than actual project management.

Jabo James, in Work and Recreation

tiny.ag/fw3md4ek  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Hookers and politicians know how to prostitute themselves.

Jabo James, in Law and Politics

tiny.ag/hb02yxw3  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

The tension in the boardroom was so thick you could cut the air with a chainsaw.

Jabo James, in Work and Recreation

tiny.ag/ge06v5yk  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

A sincere person tends to be honest; a honest person is not necessarily sincere.

Jabo James, in Men and Women and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/8aedxdm1  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

My insanity keeps me normal.

Jabo James, in Health and Disease

tiny.ag/fegy1bt7  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Money claims no responsibility for the greed that it provokes.

Jabo James, in Wealth and Poverty

tiny.ag/sjla76tr  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Do you have character or are you a character?

Jabo James, in Men and Women and Success and Failure

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