Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/zjyovkmr · ★★☆☆ Fair (18 ratings) · submitted 2002
"Men aren't dogs! Dogs are loyal and faithful."
tiny.ag/ezggqsik · ★★☆☆ Fair (23 ratings) · submitted 2002
"Friends will help you move. Good Friends will help you hide bodies."
tiny.ag/nmddikgx · ★★☆☆ Fair (20 ratings) · submitted 2002
A friend is someone who may laugh out loud when Life knocks you on yer butt, but they will give you a hand getting back on yer feet.
Phyllis Steinhauser, (creator)
tiny.ag/rhghgdn4 · ★★☆☆ Fair (21 ratings) · submitted 2002
Dont borrow trouble, the interest is too damned high!
tiny.ag/pgmlrbz1 · ★★☆☆ Fair (20 ratings) · submitted 2002
"If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bulls**t."
tiny.ag/2smk7uz1 · ★★☆☆ Fair (29 ratings) · submitted 2002
"If ifs were fifths we'd all be drunk."
Unknown, heard from a lady at BINGO night
tiny.ag/9ahhj0mu · ★★☆☆ Fair (20 ratings) · submitted 2002
When a man takes your wife, send him a dollar and thank him for taking out the trash
tiny.ag/7frgxbhq · ★★☆☆ Fair (18 ratings) · submitted 2002
There is nothing more comforting, more terrifying and more safe, than the shadows of night. They engulf you in a blanket of darkness, and in the shadows there is more life than anywhere in the world.
Valeria McHenry, The shadows of Night
tiny.ag/7idvb8hg · ★★☆☆ Fair (17 ratings) · submitted 2002
It's only because what is inside is so vulnerable that the shell has to be so hard
tiny.ag/8cgk7lfx · ★★☆☆ Fair (17 ratings) · submitted 2002
What's the point in being alive if you can't engage in some savage battles against all the odds?
Hon. John C. Crosbie, From a speech delivered in 2000
tiny.ag/a6bfxjkd · ★★☆☆ Fair (23 ratings) · submitted 2002
"I am wealthy in sunny days, and I have spent them lavishly."
Henry David Thoreau, do you think he plays golf?
tiny.ag/g3szhyrn · ★★☆☆ Fair (18 ratings) · submitted 2002
Please excuse me, I feel a fit of sobriety and reason setting in on me, and must go take my medication....
Dave Matthews, Learning from the Masters
tiny.ag/mujqs2yq · ★★☆☆ Fair (20 ratings) · submitted 2002
"If a drunkard in a sober fit is the dullest of mortals, an enthusiast in a reason-fit is not the most lively."
Herman Melville, from "The Confidence Man"
tiny.ag/rir4shzl · ★★☆☆ Fair (22 ratings) · submitted 2002
"He who hates vice, hates humanity"
Thrasea, via Melville's "Confidence Man"
tiny.ag/cn6w8k9d · ★★☆☆ Fair (25 ratings) · submitted 2002
"I once thought the world revolved around the sun, but then I grew older and wiser, and realized it revolved around me."
tiny.ag/jjhqipys · ★★☆☆ Fair (21 ratings) · submitted 2002
You must have an open mind to realize that you do not have an open mind
tiny.ag/omqzuel3 · ★★☆☆ Fair (25 ratings) · submitted 2002
You can run, You can hide,But one day i'll stand right in front of you, no more Run, no more Hide, just You and Me,a Fight for those who wants to be Free
tiny.ag/brlsbplx · ★★☆☆ Fair (19 ratings) · submitted 2002
To see clearly the closest things, go far away and close your eyes.
tiny.ag/isfky0rx · ★★☆☆ Fair (31 ratings) · submitted 2002
Everyone has a right to think I'm an idiot. Just as everyone has a right to think I'm a genius.
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