Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
4741–4760 (6416)
tiny.ag/dbh5q1po · submitted 2010
A thesaurus is a dictionary on drugs.
John Alejandro King, a.k.a. 'The Covert Comic' (www.covertcomic.com), in Art and Literature
tiny.ag/4yix86m0 · submitted 2010 by jambone9
One woman's way to a man's heart is through his pants.
tiny.ag/9rm0tw4l · submitted 2010
Snowflakes are a snowman's DNA.
John Alejandro King, a.k.a. 'The Covert Comic' (www.covertcomic.com)
tiny.ag/52t6arl3 · submitted 2010 by jambone9
I have no intention of elevating my job to the status of a religion. There are more than enough religions out there as it is.
tiny.ag/bpopiluw · submitted 2010 by jambone9
One woman's way to a man's heart is through his pants.
, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/nlygxuco · submitted 2010
If you have Ralph Lauren Polo you would wear it, but if u didn't have any WHAT WOULD YOU DO...
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tiny.ag/69muj0gn · submitted 2010
Everyone thinks kids want more things in life, but what they really want is something that they can be a part of that is a part of them.
Oprah, in Happiness and Misery and Love and Hate
tiny.ag/lvu4a06c · submitted 2010 by jambone9
What's the big deal about organized crime? Isn't law enforcement organized?
tiny.ag/ydxfyufe · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Which is worse? A friend who lies to spare your feelings, or an enemy who speaks the truth about you?
, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/h6kdocnr · submitted 2010 by jambone9
The Creator is not an equal opportunity employer; when the Creator wants you, you go.
tiny.ag/g5rrhjll · submitted 2010 by jambone9
My silence is my space.
tiny.ag/q4u6vse1 · submitted 2010 by jambone9
If there is light at the end of the tunnel, it is because you are carrying a flashlight.
tiny.ag/s2cyahfr · submitted 2010 by jambone9
When you fail to vote, you deserve all the consequences.
tiny.ag/at268owz · submitted 2010 by jambone9
More brainwashing than bodywashing occurs when there are more TV sets and personal computers than there are bathtubs and shower stalls.
tiny.ag/bp3vmwfu · submitted 2010 by jambone9
When you limit your own abilities, you impose on others.
tiny.ag/daybxb1v · submitted 2010 by jambone9
The word whatever, when used as a response, indicates annoyance and a desire to cut short the conversation.
tiny.ag/6ao2reef · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Jesus of Nazareth was a Jew. His disciples and subsequent followers promoted him to Christian.
tiny.ag/rn4ezcn7 · submitted 2010 by jambone9
The I.R.S. can instill more terror than al-Qaeda or Hammas.
tiny.ag/fkbqitwi · submitted 2010 by jambone9
The I.R.S. can instill more terror than al-Qaeda or Hammas.
, in Law and Politics
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