Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
4741–4760 (6373)
tiny.ag/txv3d0ac · submitted 2009
God may be subtle, but He's delicious!
John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic, in Science and Religion and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/kz34svt6 · submitted 2009
If physics is the universe's operating system, then an intelligence estimate is life's core dump.
John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic, in Law and Politics and Altruism and Cynicism
tiny.ag/cah937qz · submitted 2009 by oriolesfan10tejeda
A bad day only lasts twenty-four hours."
tiny.ag/tnidus8a · submitted 2009
Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.
tiny.ag/zcjxnmc2 · submitted 2009
The best wealth one can have is,the WEALTH OF KNOWLEDGE!
Jas'mine Knox18, Comment plz..., in Wealth and Poverty and Vice and Virtue
tiny.ag/2j3fwj4h · submitted 2009 by gravymaster
Life: there's always an if in it.
tiny.ag/snijae7m · submitted 2009
I believe the children are the future. Now if I can just figure out a way to prove it.
John Alejandro King, noted CIA officer and aphorist
tiny.ag/m0szwlaq · submitted 2009
To fear the worst is to ignore a much more terrifying possibility.
John Alejandro King, noted CIA officer and aphorist
tiny.ag/jylfkije · submitted 2009 by pastelkess
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and when he's holding you, he definitely thinks you are beautiful
tiny.ag/nk4aelhg · submitted 2009
Life is like a roll of toilet paper; the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.
tiny.ag/7fw3tfj1 · submitted 2009
Usually anything that makes you feel real good or that tastes real good is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
tiny.ag/ae5xwzbz · submitted 2009
tiny.ag/tnylozpc · submitted 2009
Mission criticality does not imply criticality of mission.
John Alejandro King, noted CIA author (www.covertcomic.com), in Law and Politics and Success and Failure
tiny.ag/sq5ckozs · submitted 2009
Doing two things half-assed is approximately equivalent to doing one thing ass-whole.
John Alejandro King, www.covertcomic.com, in Success and Failure and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/e32u90gb · submitted 2009
It's good to have your head held high, as long as you're the one doing it.
tiny.ag/dnkhigcp · submitted 2009
tiny.ag/z0yjigl4 · submitted 2009
heros can be big, small, fat, skinny, short, tall, a midget, a dog, a cat..... spiderman
tiny.ag/k7wh5l2t · submitted 2009
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