Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
4741–4760 (6409)
tiny.ag/69muj0gn · submitted 2010
Everyone thinks kids want more things in life, but what they really want is something that they can be a part of that is a part of them.
Oprah, in Happiness and Misery and Love and Hate
tiny.ag/lvu4a06c · submitted 2010 by jambone9
What's the big deal about organized crime? Isn't law enforcement organized?
tiny.ag/ydxfyufe · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Which is worse? A friend who lies to spare your feelings, or an enemy who speaks the truth about you?
, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/h6kdocnr · submitted 2010 by jambone9
The Creator is not an equal opportunity employer; when the Creator wants you, you go.
tiny.ag/g5rrhjll · submitted 2010 by jambone9
My silence is my space.
tiny.ag/q4u6vse1 · submitted 2010 by jambone9
If there is light at the end of the tunnel, it is because you are carrying a flashlight.
tiny.ag/s2cyahfr · submitted 2010 by jambone9
When you fail to vote, you deserve all the consequences.
tiny.ag/at268owz · submitted 2010 by jambone9
More brainwashing than bodywashing occurs when there are more TV sets and personal computers than there are bathtubs and shower stalls.
tiny.ag/bp3vmwfu · submitted 2010 by jambone9
When you limit your own abilities, you impose on others.
tiny.ag/daybxb1v · submitted 2010 by jambone9
The word whatever, when used as a response, indicates annoyance and a desire to cut short the conversation.
tiny.ag/6ao2reef · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Jesus of Nazareth was a Jew. His disciples and subsequent followers promoted him to Christian.
tiny.ag/rn4ezcn7 · submitted 2010 by jambone9
The I.R.S. can instill more terror than al-Qaeda or Hammas.
tiny.ag/fkbqitwi · submitted 2010 by jambone9
The I.R.S. can instill more terror than al-Qaeda or Hammas.
, in Law and Politics
tiny.ag/zrdim7sq · submitted 2010 by jambone9
There is life and there is death. What truly counts is what you do in between.
tiny.ag/enps1dxr · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Outsourcing is a four-letter word with seven extra letters.
tiny.ag/poesy1i8 · submitted 2010 by jambone9
A cult is a religion that has yet to attain legitimacy; a religion is a former cult that has barely attained it.
tiny.ag/gsczeb4a · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Beauty is only skin-deep; tell that to an elephant.
tiny.ag/tmckyrcl · submitted 2010 by jambone9
There is more law and order in TV series and in movies than there is in real life.
tiny.ag/hb07y2qe · submitted 2010
To go from the sublime to the ridiculous is less ridiculous than going from the ridiculous to the sublime.
John Alejandro King, from 'The Covert Comic', in Success and Failure and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/jgn97w6a · submitted 2010
To go from the sublime to the ridiculous is less ridiculous than going from the ridiculous to the sublime.
John Alejandro King, from 'The Covert Comic', in Wisdom and Ignorance and Success and Failure
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