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Comment# · Fair (285 ratings) · submitted 1997
It is the province of knowledge to speak, and it is the privilege of wisdom to listen.
Comment# · Fair (392 ratings) · submitted 1997
A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness.
Comment# · Fair (236 ratings) · submitted 1997
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
Comment# · Fair (834 ratings) · submitted 1998 ·
I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast; for I intend to go in harms way.
Comment# · Fair (233 ratings) · submitted 1997
That which is static and repetitive is boring. That which is dynamic and random is confusing. In between lies art.
Comment# · Fair (306 ratings) · submitted 1997
We have had an Imperial lesson; it may make us an Empire yet!
Comment# · Fair (1008 ratings) · submitted 1999 by
Michael A. Loduha
When skunks duel, wind direction is everything.
Michael A. Loduha, (on environmental factors in legal cases vs. the attorneys' skills; from a lecture series), in
Law and Politics
Comment# · Fair (386 ratings) · submitted 1997
You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
Comment# · Fair (467 ratings) · submitted 1997
Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain of being a damned fool.
Comment# · Fair (429 ratings) · submitted 1997
Middle age is youth without levity. And old age without decay.
Comment# · Fair (227 ratings) · submitted 1997
The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.
Comment# · Fair (784 ratings) · submitted 1997
The Puritans hated bear-baiting, not because it gave pain to the bear, but because it gave pleasure to the spectators.
Thomas Macaulay, History of England, I, in
Vice and Virtue
Comment# · Fair (554 ratings) · submitted 1997
I have learned to use the word "impossible" with the greatest caution.
Comment# · Fair (262 ratings) · submitted 1997
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
Comment# · Fair (569 ratings) · submitted 1997
Hell, there are no rules here -- we're trying to accomplish something.
Comment# · Fair (321 ratings) · submitted 1997 ·
I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
Robert J. Oppenheimer, (quoting the Bhagavadgita after witnessing the first nuclear explosion), in
War and Peace