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Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (285 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

It is the province of knowledge to speak, and it is the privilege of wisdom to listen.

[aphorist] Oliver Wendell Holmes, in [category] Wisdom and Ignorance

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (392 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness.

[aphorist] Daniel Boorstin, in [category] Success and Failure

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (236 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

[aphorist] Christopher Morley, in [category] Science and Religion

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (297 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something.

[aphorist] Frank Capra, in [category] Wisdom and Ignorance

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (834 ratings)  ·  submitted 1998  · 

I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast; for I intend to go in harms way.

[aphorist] John Paul Jones, in [category] War and Peace

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (233 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

That which is static and repetitive is boring. That which is dynamic and random is confusing. In between lies art.

[aphorist] John A. Locke, in [category] Science and Religion

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (306 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

We have had an Imperial lesson; it may make us an Empire yet!

[aphorist] Rudyard Kipling, in [category] Success and Failure

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (1008 ratings)  ·  submitted 1999 by [user] Michael A. Loduha

When skunks duel, wind direction is everything.

[aphorist] Michael A. Loduha, (on environmental factors in legal cases vs. the attorneys' skills; from a lecture series), in [category] Law and Politics

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (386 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.

[aphorist] Yogi Berra, in [category] Success and Failure

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (467 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain of being a damned fool.

[aphorist] Bellamy Brooks, in [category] Altruism and Cynicism

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (429 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Middle age is youth without levity. And old age without decay.

[aphorist] Daniel Defoe, in [category] Life and Death

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (227 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.

[aphorist] Hubert H. Humphrey, in [category] Law and Politics

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (784 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

The Puritans hated bear-baiting, not because it gave pain to the bear, but because it gave pleasure to the spectators.

[aphorist] Thomas Macaulay, History of England, I, in [category] Vice and Virtue

History of England (paperback)

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (232 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.

[aphorist] Ralph Waldo Emerson, in [category] Wisdom and Ignorance

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (554 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

I have learned to use the word "impossible" with the greatest caution.

[aphorist] Werner von Braun, in [category] Success and Failure

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (262 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.

[aphorist] Abraham Lincoln, in [category] Vice and Virtue

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (569 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Hell, there are no rules here -- we're trying to accomplish something.

[aphorist] Thomas Alva Edison, in [category] Work and Recreation

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (350 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Burning desire is the eternal flame.

[aphorist] Doug Horton, in [category] Love and Hate

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (291 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Positive anything is better than negative nothing.

[aphorist] Elbert Hubbard, in [category] Success and Failure

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (321 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997  · 

I am become death, shatterer of worlds.

[aphorist] Robert J. Oppenheimer, (quoting the Bhagavadgita after witnessing the first nuclear explosion), in [category] War and Peace

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