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Education: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the fool their lack of understanding.
Riot: A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
Life is like a sewer -- what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
The Puritans hated bear-baiting, not because it gave pain to the bear, but because it gave pleasure to the spectators.