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Men and Women
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Edit Comment# · Fair (981 ratings) · submitted 1999
It is the ordinary women that know something about love. The gorgeous ones are too busy being gorgeous.
Edit Comment# · Fair (686 ratings) · submitted 1999 by
Reginald Williams
If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 6 months to a year, then you can say that you know a woman. If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 1 to 4 years, then you can say that you understand a woman. If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 4 or more years, then you can say that you have learned from a woman.
Edit Comment# · Fair (867 ratings) · submitted 1999 by
Falcon
Men don't need women -- they just need certain parts of their anatomy.
Unknown, in
Men and Women
Edit Comment# · Fair (785 ratings) · submitted 1997 (updated 1999)
Beauty: That power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, in
Life and Death and
Men and Women
Edit Comment# · Fair (830 ratings) · submitted 1999
The only thing that men and women have in common, is that they both prefer the company of men.
Edit Comment# · Fair (804 ratings) · submitted 1999 ·
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Edit Comment# · Fair (713 ratings) · submitted 1997
Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
Edit Comment# · Fair (742 ratings) · submitted 1997
A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.
Edit Comment# · Fair (721 ratings) · submitted 1997
If there is anything disagreeable going on, men are always sure to get out of it.
Edit Comment# · Fair (794 ratings) · submitted 1997
While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.
Edit Comment# · Fair (777 ratings) · submitted 1997
Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap -- even men who hate baths.
Edit Comment# · Fair (791 ratings) · submitted 1997
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Edit Comment# · Fair (717 ratings) · submitted 1997
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Edit Comment# · Fair (795 ratings) · submitted 1997
There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.
Edit Comment# · Fair (734 ratings) · submitted 1997
A beautiful woman is the hell of the soul, the purgatory of the purse, and the paradise of the eyes.
Edit Comment# · Fair (680 ratings) · submitted 1997
The great question -- which I have not been able to answer -- is, "What does a woman want?"
Edit Comment# · Fair (1038 ratings) · submitted 1997
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age.
Edit Comment# · Fair (708 ratings) · submitted 1997
Women make love for love, men make love for lust.
Derrick Harge, in
Love and Hate and
Men and Women
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