Men and Women

It is the ordinary women that know something about love. The gorgeous ones are too busy being gorgeous.

 Katharine Hepburn, in  Love and Hate and  Men and Women

If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 6 months to a year, then you can say that you know a woman. If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 1 to 4 years, then you can say that you understand a woman. If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 4 or more years, then you can say that you have learned from a woman.

 Reginald Williams, in  Men and Women

Men don't need women -- they just need certain parts of their anatomy.

 Unknown, in  Men and Women

Beauty: That power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

 Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, in  Life and Death and  Men and Women

The only thing that men and women have in common, is that they both prefer the company of men.

 Oscar Wilde, in  Men and Women

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

 Robert A. Heinlein, in  Men and Women

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

 Marcel Archard, in  Men and Women

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.

 Jane Austen, in  Men and Women

If there is anything disagreeable going on, men are always sure to get out of it.

 Jane Austen, in  Men and Women

While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.

 Giovanni Boccaccio, in  Men and Women

Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap -- even men who hate baths.

 Gelett Burgess, in  Men and Women

Were there no women, men might live like gods.

 Thomas Dekker, in  Men and Women

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

 Walt Disney, in  Men and Women

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

 Alexandre Dumas, in  Men and Women

There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.

 John Erskine, in  Men and Women

A beautiful woman is the hell of the soul, the purgatory of the purse, and the paradise of the eyes.

 Fontenelle, in  Men and Women

Anatomy is destiny.

 Sigmund Freud, in  Men and Women

The great question -- which I have not been able to answer -- is, "What does a woman want?"

 Sigmund Freud, in  Men and Women

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age.

 Robert Frost, in  Law and Politics and  Men and Women

Women make love for love, men make love for lust.

 Derrick Harge, in  Love and Hate and  Men and Women