Love and Hate
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Comment# · Good (one rating) · submitted 7 Mar by
Coleden
The flare of love can burn bright or burn bridges.
Comment# · Poor (2 ratings) · submitted 24 Feb
Lust is the pornography of the mind.
Benjamin Dickens, Musician, in
Love and Hate and
Men and Women
Comment# · Fair (2 ratings) · submitted 20 Feb by
jambone9
An atheist may experience hell if or when rejecting a lover.
Comment# · Fair (2 ratings) · submitted 30 Jan by
Jambone9
The love of two people for each other is an understanding that no one else is expected to understand.
Comment# · Good (one rating) · submitted 30 Jan by
Jambone9
Before becoming familiar with the American use of the term "affirmative action," I thought it meant taking the initiative when in a romantic mood.
Jabo James, in
Love and Hate and
Law and Politics
Comment# · Fair (6 ratings) · submitted 23 Jan
The Law of Woods: Any meaningful definition of the term 'recovering sex addict' can be shown to be semantically equivalent to a joke about monogamous marriage.
John Alejandro King, a.k.a. 'The Covert Comic' (www.covertcomic.com), in
Love and Hate and
Men and Women
Comment# · Fair (6 ratings) · submitted 23 Jan by
jambone9
Love is a four-letter word you can swear by.
Comment# · Fair (5 ratings) · submitted 23 Jan by
jambone9
The introduction of 2 genders was perhaps subject to the law of unintended consequences-same sex emotional-sexual relationships.
Comment# · Unrated · submitted 23 Jan by
jambone9
In marriage, if you do it right, twice should suffice-the first time being a dress rehearsal and the second time being the real deal.
Comment# · Excellent (2 ratings) · submitted 21 Jan by
Jambone9
Behind every great man there's a great woman willing and ready to kick his ass if he screws up.
Comment# · Unrated · submitted 21 Jan by
Jambone9
To be merely needed is boring; to be loved, now that's a different story.
Jabo James, in
Love and Hate and
Life and Death
Comment# · Fair (5 ratings) · submitted 17 Jan by
jambone9
An eye for an eye seems like a fair exchange.
Comment# · Excellent (one rating) · submitted 17 Jan by
jambone9
There is more to love than a certain feeling inside your underwear.
Comment# · Good (one rating) · submitted 17 Jan by
Jambone9
F... the wedding. Make the marriage work.
Comment# · Fair (one rating) · submitted 17 Jan by
Jambone9
Pussy Galore had a lot of it to give.
Jabo James, A character in the James Bond Books by Ian Fleming, in
Love and Hate
Comment# · Excellent (2 ratings) · submitted 17 Jan by
Jambone9
Anyone who attempts to invoke the wrath of the Creator against gays and lesbians must necessarily blame the Creator for having implanted in men and in women a gene that predisposes one favorably toward attraction to the same gender.
Comment# · Excellent (2 ratings) · submitted 17 Jan by
Jambone9
A love of life does not necessarily include a love of your life.
Comment# · Poor (one rating) · submitted 16 Jan by
jambone9
One woman's way to a man's heart is through his pants.
Comment# · Good (3 ratings) · submitted 16 Jan by
jambone9
One woman's way to a man's heart is through his pants.
, in
Love and Hate
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