Love and Hate

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Mae West, in Love and Hate

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.

Mae West, in Love and Hate

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Oscar Wilde, in Love and Hate

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Oscar Wilde, in Love and Hate

People who are sensible about love are incapable of it.

Douglas Yates, in Love and Hate

A man needs a mistress, just to break the monogamy.

Unknown, in Love and Hate and Men and Women

Before you find your handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of frogs.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

Contention is better than loneliness.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

Good friends stab you in the front.

Unknown, (from the movie Can't Hardly Wait; sometimes attributed to Oscar Wilde), in Love and Hate

Hatred is toxic waste in the river of life.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

Hearts are often broken when words are unspoken.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

Her kisses left something to be desired -- the rest of her.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

True friendship is like sound health -- the value of it is seldom known until it is lost.

Charles Caleb Colton, in Love and Hate

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

Joan Crawford, in Love and Hate

If you love something, turn it loose. If it doesn't come back, kill it!

Doug Horton, in Altruism and Cynicism and Love and Hate

Love is a given, hatred is aquired.

Doug Horton, in Love and Hate

Love is seeing without eyes, hearing without ears; hatred is nothing.

Doug Horton, in Love and Hate

Money is good, love is wealth.

Doug Horton, in Love and Hate

No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.

Doug Horton, in Love and Hate

The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic love.

Doug Horton, in Love and Hate