Aphorisms Attributed to This Aphorist
Give a man a fish and he'll ask for a lemon. Teach a man to fish and he'll leave work early on Friday.
You can tell a lot about a person by looking at what kind of people are his friends and children.
You cannot discover new oceans unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.
You may only have two of the three choices: (1) Enjoy your job. (2)Work within the law. (3)Make lots of money.
You should emulate your heroes, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.
You're a genius if you fly a kite during a thunderstorm, and discover that lightning is electricity -- but you're an idiot if you fly a kite during a thunderstorm, and discover that lightning can kill you.
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the scythe.
The surest way of having something done is to forbid your kids to do it.
The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.
The only people you should try to get even with are those who have helped you.
The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.