Aphorisms Attributed to This Aphorist
We trained hard, but it seemed that everytime we were beginning to form up into teams, we would be reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing; and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing confusion, inefficiency and demoralization.
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
Westheimer's Discovery: A couple of months in the laboratory can frequently save a couple of hours in the library.
Weiler's Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
We should forgive our enemies, but only after they've been taken out and shot.
Voters are people who have the God-given right to decide who will waste their money for them.
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.
Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.
There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.