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Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division.

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Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Cheer up! Things are getting worse at a slower rate.

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Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

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Change is good, but dollars are better.

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Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.

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Capitalism is the unequal distribution of wealth -- communism is the equal distribution of poverty.

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By doing just a little every day, you can gradually let the task completely overwhelm you.

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Bradley's Bromide: If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Boren's Laws: (1) When in charge, ponder. (2) When in trouble, delegate. (3) When in doubt, mumble.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Boob's Law: You always find something in the last place you look.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to be amused.

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Blessed are those who expect nothing... for they will not be disappointed.

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Blessed are the meek for they shall inhibit the earth.

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Any small object that is accidentally dropped will hide under a larger object.

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Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.

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Any time you think you have influence, try ordering around someone else's dog.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.

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Art is a deliberate recreation of a new and special reality that grows from your response to life. It cannot be copied; it must be created.

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