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If there is anything better than being loved, it's loving.

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Revenge is sleeping with your enemy's wife. Sweet revenge is the realization that she's a lousy lay.

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Rule of Defactualization: Information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies.

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Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative.

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Sex is what women have and men want.

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Sharks mainly attack when your're wet.

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She's the kind of woman you could fall madly in bed with.

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Silverman's Law: If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.

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Small minds are the first to condemn great ideas.

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Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

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Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport.

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Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.

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Some people dream of success, while others wake up and work hard at it.

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Some people speak from experience; others, from experience, don't speak.

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Strategy: A long-range plan whose merit cannot be evaluated until sometime after those creating it have left the organization.

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Stupidity is also known as a medical disorder known as a rectal-cranial inversion.

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Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.

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Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

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Success is a journey, not a destination.

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Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success.

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