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Altruism and Cynicism

173 aphorisms  ·  6 comments

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Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (9 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.

[aphorist] Mother Teresa, in [category] Altruism and Cynicism

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (5 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

We can do no great things; only small things with great love.

[aphorist] Mother Teresa, in [category] Altruism and Cynicism

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (4 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

[aphorist] H. H. Munro, in [category] Altruism and Cynicism

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (3 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Hope is nature's veil for hiding truth's nakedness.

[aphorist] Alfred Nobel, in [category] Altruism and Cynicism

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (281 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

All lies are told with a straight face. It is truth that's said with a dismissive giggle.

[aphorist] P. J. O'Rourke, in [category] Altruism and Cynicism

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (1230 ratings)  ·  submitted 1999

Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.

[aphorist] P. J. O'Rourke, All the Trouble in the World, in [category] Altruism and Cynicism and [category] Work and Recreation

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (851 ratings)  ·  submitted 1998 by [user] Caleb Ronsen

If you want to imagine the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face forever.

[aphorist] George Orwell, 1984, in [category] Altruism and Cynicism

1984 (paperback)

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (200 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room.

[aphorist] Blaise Pascal, in [category] Altruism and Cynicism

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (789 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days.

[aphorist] Titus Maccius Plautus, in [category] Altruism and Cynicism

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (761 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

A little consideration, a little thought for others, makes all the difference.

[aphorist] Joan Powers, Pooh's Little Instruction Book, in [category] Altruism and Cynicism

Pooh's Little Instruction Book (hardcover)

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (5 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

I never know how much of what I say is true.

[aphorist] Bette Midler, in [category] Altruism and Cynicism

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (8 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Welcome thy neighbor into thy fallout shelter. He'll come in handy if you run out of food.

[aphorist] Dean McLaughlin, in [category] Altruism and Cynicism

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (196 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.

[aphorist] Marshall McLuhan, in [category] Altruism and Cynicism

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (56 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking.

[aphorist] Henry Louis Mencken, in [category] Altruism and Cynicism

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (66 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Criticism is prejudice made plausible.

[aphorist] Henry Louis Mencken, in [category] Altruism and Cynicism

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (42 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Demagogue: One who preaches a doctrine he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.

[aphorist] Henry Louis Mencken, in [category] Altruism and Cynicism

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (78 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

The cynics are right nine times out of ten.

[aphorist] Henry Louis Mencken, in [category] Altruism and Cynicism

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (42 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

There's always an easy solution to every human problem -- neat, plausible, and wrong.

[aphorist] Henry Louis Mencken, in [category] Altruism and Cynicism and [category] Science and Religion

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (6 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.

[aphorist] Ann Landers, in [category] Altruism and Cynicism

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (44 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.

[aphorist] Abraham Lincoln, in [category] Altruism and Cynicism

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