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Will Rogers

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Comment#  ·  ***- Good (6 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

[aphorist] Will Rogers, in [category] Wisdom and Ignorance

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (17 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997 (updated 2012)  · 

A conference is just an admission that you want somebody to join you in your troubles.

[aphorist] Will Rogers, in [category] Work and Recreation

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (19 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997 (updated 2012)

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

[aphorist] Will Rogers, in [category] Altruism and Cynicism

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (20 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997 (updated 2012)

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.

[aphorist] Will Rogers, in [category] Law and Politics

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (17 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997 (updated 2012)

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

[aphorist] Will Rogers, in [category] Work and Recreation

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (18 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997 (updated 2012)

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

[aphorist] Will Rogers, in [category] Law and Politics

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (14 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997 (updated 2012)

Why not go out on a limb? That's where the fruit is.

[aphorist] Will Rogers, in [category] Success and Failure

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