Work and Recreation

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

 Wilson Mizner, (Alva Johnston: The Legendary Mizners, 1953), in  Science and Religion and  Work and Recreation

He who rocks the boat seldom has time to row it.

 Bryan Munro, in  Work and Recreation

People forget how fast you did a job -- but they remember how well you did it.

 Howard W. Newton, in  Work and Recreation

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

 Robert Orben, in  Wealth and Poverty and  Work and Recreation

Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.

 P. J. O'Rourke, All the Trouble in the World, in  Altruism and Cynicism and  Work and Recreation

Parkinson's First Law: Work expands to fill the time available.

 C. Northcote Parkinson, in  Work and Recreation

Parkinson's Fourth Law: The number of people in any working group tends to increase regardless of the amount of work to be done.

 C. Northcote Parkinson, in  Work and Recreation

A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood.

 George Patton, in  War and Peace and  Work and Recreation

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results.

 George Patton, in  Work and Recreation

Until you value yourself, you will not value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it.

 M. Scott Peck, in  Life and Death and  Work and Recreation

Not to be able to bear poverty is a shameful thing, but not to know how to chase it away by work is a more shameful thing yet.

 Pericles, in  Work and Recreation

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

 Laurence J. Peter, in  Work and Recreation

Peter's Principle: In an organization, each person rises to the level of his own incompetence.

 Laurence J. Peter, in  Work and Recreation

You will break the bow if you keep it always stretched.

 Phaedrus, in  Work and Recreation

Give me a museum and I'll fill it.

 Pablo Picasso, in  Work and Recreation

Necessity is the mother of invention.

 Plato, The Republic, in  Success and Failure and  Work and Recreation

The beginning is the most important part of the work.

 Plato, The Republic, in  Work and Recreation

He who desires, but acts not, breeds pestilence.

 William Blake, in  Work and Recreation

The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.

 Harold R. McAlindon, in  Work and Recreation

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.

 Charlie McCarthy, in  Success and Failure and  Work and Recreation