Happiness and Misery

Forever is a long time.

 Jabo James, in  Happiness and Misery

Should a man's head eventually go bald, he should take comfort.The hair is not where it counts the most.

 Jabo James, in  Happiness and Misery

Being a friend is one of the greatest gift a person can give

 Anonymous, in  Happiness and Misery and  Love and Hate

Being a friend is the best gift you can give.

 Anonymous, in  Happiness and Misery and  Love and Hate

abbigale m haggit is the best of the best in the dark

 david m dasich, woop woop, in  Happiness and Misery

Guilt is a trip.

 Jabo James, in  Happiness and Misery

Hell lacks fire escapes.

 Jabo James, in  Happiness and Misery

Marriage is the kind of gambling endorsed by the clergy.

 Jabo James, in  Happiness and Misery and  Love and Hate

If I need a nag in my life, I'll go to the nearest stable.

 Jabo James, in  Happiness and Misery

To learn to unlearn is freedom.

 Jabo James, in  Happiness and Misery and  Success and Failure

We are all going to die anyway, we might as well be fat and happy.

 Tiffany Smrtnik, in  Happiness and Misery and  Food and Drink

Post-traumatic stress syndrome is going to be a nice change of pace.

 John Alejandro King, US intelligence officer and poet, in  Happiness and Misery and  Happiness and Misery

Hair today, gone tomorrow-a bald man's lament.

 Jabo James, in  Happiness and Misery

Whenever humankind creates means, these invariably become ends in themselves.

 Jabo James, in  Happiness and Misery

I would like to visit heaven, just for the hell of it.

 Jabo James, in  Happiness and Misery

Attorneys may have a vested interest in maintaining the institution of divorce.

 Jabo James, in  Happiness and Misery

If you truly believe that ignorance is bliss, then you are entitled to your illusion.

 Jabo James, in  Happiness and Misery

Lack of eye contact may be a sign of subservience.

 Jabo James, in  Happiness and Misery

A comedian is happiest when not taken seriously.

 Jabo James, in  Happiness and Misery

Misery loves misery.

 Jabo James, in  Happiness and Misery