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Happiness and Misery
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Comment# · Excellent (one rating) · submitted 20 Feb by
jambone9
Should a man's head eventually go bald, he should take comfort.The hair is not where it counts the most.
Comment# · Excellent (one rating) · submitted 16 Feb
Being a friend is one of the greatest gift a person can give
Comment# · Fair (6 ratings) · submitted 9 Feb by
david dasich
abbigale m haggit is the best of the best in the dark
david m dasich, woop woop, in
Happiness and Misery
Comment# · Good (2 ratings) · submitted 8 Feb by
jambone9
Marriage is the kind of gambling endorsed by the clergy.
Comment# · Fair (2 ratings) · submitted 8 Feb by
jambone9
If I need a nag in my life, I'll go to the nearest stable.
Comment# · Fair (5 ratings) · submitted 3 Feb
We are all going to die anyway, we might as well be fat and happy.
Comment# · Excellent (2 ratings) · submitted 30 Jan
Post-traumatic stress syndrome is going to be a nice change of pace.
John Alejandro King, US intelligence officer and poet, in
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Happiness and Misery
Comment# · Fair (2 ratings) · submitted 27 Jan by
Jambone9
Hair today, gone tomorrow-a bald man's lament.
Comment# · Good (2 ratings) · submitted 21 Jan by
Jambone9
Whenever humankind creates means, these invariably become ends in themselves.
Comment# · Good (3 ratings) · submitted 21 Jan by
Jambone9
I would like to visit heaven, just for the hell of it.
Comment# · Fair (2 ratings) · submitted 21 Jan by
Jambone9
Attorneys may have a vested interest in maintaining the institution of divorce.
Comment# · Poor (2 ratings) · submitted 18 Jan by
jambone9
If you truly believe that ignorance is bliss, then you are entitled to your illusion.
Comment# · Poor (one rating) · submitted 18 Jan by
jambone9
Lack of eye contact may be a sign of subservience.
Comment# · Excellent (one rating) · submitted 18 Jan by
jambone9
A comedian is happiest when not taken seriously.
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