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Science and Religion

156 aphorisms  ·  18 comments

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Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (149 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

In science as in love, too much concentration on technique can often lead to impotence.

[aphorist] P. L. Berger, in [category] Science and Religion

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (42 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

There's always an easy solution to every human problem -- neat, plausible, and wrong.

[aphorist] Henry Louis Mencken, in [category] Altruism and Cynicism and [category] Science and Religion

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (1043 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

[aphorist] Wilson Mizner, (Alva Johnston: The Legendary Mizners, 1953), in [category] Science and Religion and [category] Work and Recreation

The Legendary Mizners (paperback)

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (40 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

There is no conversation more boring than the one where everybody agrees.

[aphorist] Michel de Montaigne, in [category] Science and Religion

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (44 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

[aphorist] Christopher Morley, in [category] Science and Religion

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (10 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.

[aphorist] Mickey Mouse, in [category] Science and Religion

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (8 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.

[aphorist] Napoleon, in [category] Science and Religion

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (212 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

I call Christianity the one great curse, the one great intrinsic depravity, the one great instinct for revenge for which no expedient is sufficiently poisonous, secret, subterranean, petty -- I call it the one mortal blemish of mankind.

[aphorist] Friedrich Nietzsche, in [category] Science and Religion

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (191 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point.

[aphorist] Friedrich Nietzsche, in [category] Science and Religion

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (15 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

[aphorist] Laurence J. Peter, in [category] Science and Religion

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (15 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Data without generalization is just gossip.

[aphorist] Robert Pirsig, in [category] Science and Religion

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (7 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

No idea is so antiquated that it was not once modern; no idea is so modern that it will not someday be antiquated.

[aphorist] Ellen Glasgow, in [category] Science and Religion and [category] Wisdom and Ignorance

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (750 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

[aphorist] Samuel Goldwyn, in [category] Science and Religion

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (837 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997 by [user] David Epstein

Disorder increases with time because we measure time in the direction in which disorder increases.

[aphorist] Stephen Hawking, in [category] Science and Religion

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (21 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

The only thing we learn from history is that we learn nothing from history.

[aphorist] Friedrich Hegel, in [category] Science and Religion

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (763 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

History has the relation to truth that theology has to religion -- i.e., none to speak of.

[aphorist] Robert A. Heinlein, in [category] Science and Religion

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (289 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what it's supposed to do.

[aphorist] Robert A. Heinlein, in [category] Science and Religion

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (18 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Wonder, rather than doubt, is the root of knowledge.

[aphorist] Abraham Heschel, in [category] Science and Religion and [category] Wisdom and Ignorance

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (799 ratings)  ·  submitted 1998

Genealogy is based on the obviously silly idea that there is no such thing as a bastard.

[aphorist] Nicolas Martin, in [category] Life and Death and [category] Science and Religion

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (715 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Religion is the opiate of the masses.

[aphorist] Karl Marx, in [category] Science and Religion

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