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Ashleigh Brilliant

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Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (840 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997 by [user] Barry Cantor

According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.

[aphorist] Ashleigh Brilliant, Brilliant Thoughts (copyright info: www.ashleighbrilliant.com), in [category] Science and Religion

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (861 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.

[aphorist] Ashleigh Brilliant, Brilliant Thoughts (copyright info: www.ashleighbrilliant.com), in [category] Success and Failure

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (1124 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

I don't have any solution but I certainly admire the problem.

[aphorist] Ashleigh Brilliant, Brilliant Thoughts (copyright info: www.ashleighbrilliant.com), in [category] Science and Religion and [category] Success and Failure

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (1061 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

[aphorist] Ashleigh Brilliant, Brilliant Thoughts (copyright info: www.ashleighbrilliant.com), in [category] Altruism and Cynicism and [category] Law and Politics

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (879 ratings)  ·  submitted 1998

In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything.

[aphorist] Ashleigh Brilliant, Brilliant Thoughts (copyright info: www.ashleighbrilliant.com), in [category] Wisdom and Ignorance

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (800 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down.

[aphorist] Ashleigh Brilliant, Brilliant Thoughts (copyright info: www.ashleighbrilliant.com), in [category] Success and Failure

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (885 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

[aphorist] Ashleigh Brilliant, Brilliant Thoughts (copyright info: www.ashleighbrilliant.com), in [category] Altruism and Cynicism

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (839 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.

[aphorist] Ashleigh Brilliant, Brilliant Thoughts (copyright info: www.ashleighbrilliant.com), in [category] Science and Religion

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (1079 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

[aphorist] Ashleigh Brilliant, Brilliant Thoughts (copyright info: www.ashleighbrilliant.com), in [category] Altruism and Cynicism

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (895 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and whatever you hit, call it the target.

[aphorist] Ashleigh Brilliant, Brilliant Thoughts (copyright info: www.ashleighbrilliant.com), in [category] Success and Failure

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (880 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997 by [user] Barry Cantor

Today's children are required to learn what most people in former times were forbidden to know.

[aphorist] Ashleigh Brilliant, Brilliant Thoughts (copyright info: www.ashleighbrilliant.com), in [category] Wisdom and Ignorance

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (779 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.

[aphorist] Ashleigh Brilliant, Brilliant Thoughts (copyright info: www.ashleighbrilliant.com), in [category] Work and Recreation

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