Ashleigh Brilliant

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Aphorisms Attributed to This Aphorist

Edit Comment# · Fair (768 ratings) · submitted 1997 (updated 1999)

Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.

Edit Comment# · Fair (875 ratings) · submitted 1997 by Barry Cantor (updated 1999)

Today's children are required to learn what most people in former times were forbidden to know.

Edit Comment# · Fair (891 ratings) · submitted 1997 (updated 1999)

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and whatever you hit, call it the target.

Edit Comment# · Fair (1069 ratings) · submitted 1997 (updated 1999)

Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

Edit Comment# · Fair (814 ratings) · submitted 1997 (updated 1999)

My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.

Edit Comment# · Fair (880 ratings) · submitted 1997 (updated 1999)

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

Edit Comment# · Fair (797 ratings) · submitted 1997 (updated 1999)

Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down.

Edit Comment# · Fair (870 ratings) · submitted 1998 (updated 1999)

In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything.

Edit Comment# · Fair (1056 ratings) · submitted 1997 (updated 1999)

I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

Edit Comment# · Fair (1116 ratings) · submitted 1997 (updated 1999)

I don't have any solution but I certainly admire the problem.

Edit Comment# · Fair (857 ratings) · submitted 1997 (updated 1999)

All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.

Edit Comment# · Fair (839 ratings) · submitted 1997 by Barry Cantor (updated 1999)

According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.