George Bernard Shaw

What is the matter with the poor is poverty; what is the matter with the rich is uselessness.

 George Bernard Shaw, in  Wealth and Poverty

You see things and you say, "Why?" But I see things that never were; and I say, "Why not?"

 George Bernard Shaw, Back to Methuselah, Part I, Act I (1921), in  Success and Failure

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

 George Bernard Shaw, in  Vice and Virtue

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

 George Bernard Shaw, in  Food and Drink

A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it; it would be hell on earth.

 George Bernard Shaw, in  Happiness and Misery

A reasonable man adapts himself to suit his environment. An unreasonable man persists in attempting to adapt his environment to suit himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.

 George Bernard Shaw, in  Altruism and Cynicism and  Vice and Virtue

Common sense is instinct. Enough of it is genius.

 George Bernard Shaw, in  Wisdom and Ignorance

Crude classifications and false generalizations are the curse of organized life.

 George Bernard Shaw, in  Wisdom and Ignorance

Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.

 George Bernard Shaw, in  Law and Politics

Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.

 George Bernard Shaw, in  Science and Religion

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well dance with it.

 George Bernard Shaw, in  Vice and Virtue

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

 George Bernard Shaw, in  Altruism and Cynicism and  Vice and Virtue

My father must have had some elementary education, for he could read and write and keep accounts inaccurately.

 George Bernard Shaw, in  Wisdom and Ignorance

Poverty doesn't bring unhappiness; it brings degradation.

 George Bernard Shaw, in  Happiness and Misery and  Wealth and Poverty

The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.

 George Bernard Shaw, in  Wisdom and Ignorance

The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.

 George Bernard Shaw, in  Altruism and Cynicism

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.

 George Bernard Shaw, in  Success and Failure

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.

 George Bernard Shaw, in  Art and Literature

Virtue is insufficient temptation.

 George Bernard Shaw, in  Vice and Virtue

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work.

 George Bernard Shaw, in  Success and Failure and  Work and Recreation