Mae West

b. 1892; d. 1980 · 7 aphorisms · no comments

Aphorisms Attributed to This Aphorist

Edit Comment# · Fair (60 ratings) · submitted 1997

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Edit Comment# · Fair (165 ratings) · submitted 1997

Give a man free hands and you'll know where to find them.

Edit Comment# · Fair (50 ratings) · submitted 1997

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

Edit Comment# · Fair (80 ratings) · submitted 1997

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.

Edit Comment# · Fair (68 ratings) · submitted 1997

Too much of a good thing is wonderful.

Edit Comment# · Fair (71 ratings) · submitted 1997

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

Edit Comment# · Fair (66 ratings) · submitted 1997

When choosing between evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before.