Men and Women

If there is anything disagreeable going on, men are always sure to get out of it.

 Jane Austen, in  Men and Women

Were there no women, men might live like gods.

 Thomas Dekker, in  Men and Women

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

 Walt Disney, in  Men and Women

Men mistake friendship, but not sex, for love; women mistake sex, but not friendship, for love.

 Peter Wastholm, in  Men and Women

Give a man free hands and you'll know where to find them.

 Mae West, in  Men and Women

When God created two sexes, he may have been overdoing it.

 Charles Merrill Smith, in  Men and Women

There are really not many jobs that actually require a penis or a vagina, and all other occupations should be open to everyone.

 Gloria Steinem, in  Men and Women and  Success and Failure

A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.

 Don Quinn, in  Love and Hate and  Men and Women

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

 Helen Rowland, in  Love and Hate and  Men and Women

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

 Marcel Archard, in  Men and Women

Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap -- even men who hate baths.

 Gelett Burgess, in  Men and Women

While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.

 Giovanni Boccaccio, in  Men and Women