Men and Women
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age.
The great question -- which I have not been able to answer -- is, "What does a woman want?"
A beautiful woman is the hell of the soul, the purgatory of the purse, and the paradise of the eyes.
Beauty: That power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
I've had one child. My husband wants to have another. I'd like to watch him have another.
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot dog stands on the moon.
Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.