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Benny Hill

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Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (370 ratings)  ·  submitted 1999 by [user] Andy Dart

Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?

[aphorist] Benny Hill, (when asked why he never married), in [category] Love and Hate

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (186 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

[aphorist] Benny Hill, in [category] Men and Women

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