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Douglas Jerrold

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Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (967 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Love is like the measles, all the worse when it comes late.

[aphorist] Douglas Jerrold, in [category] Love and Hate

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (2842 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

My notion of a wife at forty is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two twenties.

[aphorist] Douglas Jerrold, in [category] Men and Women

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