Doug Horton
58 aphorisms · 2 comments
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Edit Comment# · Fair (73 ratings) · submitted 1997
As the fly bangs against the window attempting freedom while the door stands open, so we bang against death ignoring heaven.
Edit Comment# · Fair (52 ratings) · submitted 1997
Be your own hero, it's cheaper than a movie ticket.
Edit Comment# · Fair (67 ratings) · submitted 1997
Being sorry is the highest act of selfishness, seeing value only after discarding it.
Edit Comment# · Fair (87 ratings) · submitted 1997
Born a saint, die a sinner -- born a sinner, die a saint.
Edit Comment# · Fair (35 ratings) · submitted 1997
Buying a lie is one thing, giving it away for free is quite another.
Edit Comment# · Fair (36 ratings) · submitted 1997
Change occurs in direct proportion to dissatisfaction, but dissatisfaction never changes.
Edit Comment# · Fair (57 ratings) · submitted 1997
Conscience is the window of our spirit, evil is the curtain.
Edit Comment# · Fair (37 ratings) · submitted 1997
Desperation is like stealing from the mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.
Edit Comment# · Fair (20 ratings) · submitted 1997
Drive slow and enjoy the scenery -- drive fast and join the scenery.
Edit Comment# · Fair (33 ratings) · submitted 1997
First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three Big Macs at a time.
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