Success and Failure

After an instrument has been assembled, extra components will be found on the bench.

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After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.

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All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.

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All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

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An error is not a mistake until you refuse to correct it.

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Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop.

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Any small object that is accidentally dropped will hide under a larger object.

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Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.

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Any time you think you have influence, try ordering around someone else's dog.

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Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.

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Blessed are the meek for they shall inhibit the earth.

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Every oak tree started out as a couple of nuts who decided to stand their ground.

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Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.

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Ducharm's Axiom: If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize yourself as part of the problem.

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Even a blind pig in a blizzard finds an acorn once in a while.

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Even if you aren't making money at your job, but doing something you love to do, you are a true success.

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Ever notice that even the busiest people are never too busy to tell you just how busy they are?

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Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

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Measure twice because you can only cut once.

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Life's a bitch, and then she has puppies.

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