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Comment#  ·   Fair (27 ratings)  ·  submitted 2002

People mistake the fact that there are a multitude of misinterpretations of facts, for proof that there is no correct interpretation-- or worse, for proof that there is no reality to interpret. They mention the blind beggars and the elephant, but they never mention the seeing beggar-- nor do they recall that there was an elephant there after all.

RHJunior

Comment#  ·   Fair (21 ratings)  ·  submitted 2002

Just because its your last day doesnt mean you cant get fired.

Don Don the CEC man

Comment#  ·   Fair (24 ratings)  ·  submitted 2002

"Carry out your own dead"
and
"No opium smoking in the elevators"

Wilson Mizner, posted in a hotel that he owned!

Comment#  ·   Fair (24 ratings)  ·  submitted 2002

Good can't Exist without Hate, but Love can exist without hate.

Alex Merced, This is comment I made 9/11

Comment#  ·   Fair (29 ratings)  ·  submitted 2002

A book is just paper and Binding, and can be burnt with the smallest of flames, while an opinion bares no substance but can evolve into soemthing better... which runs your life?

Alex Merced, This is a Quote about the Bible

Comment#  ·   Fair (19 ratings)  ·  submitted 2002

What is Marriage... What is Religon, just amny of a chain of self imposed chains, free yourself, live life that can change one day to the next.

Alex Merced, A Comment About Life

Comment#  ·   Fair (22 ratings)  ·  submitted 2002

Age is only traveling around the sun, while travels bring wisdom, does it impose wisdom?

Alex Merced, A Comment of Age and Wisdom

Comment#  ·   Fair (22 ratings)  ·  submitted 2002

All that I find, is not what I seek; but therefore not worthless. Worthless is to find what nobody seeks.

birdy

Comment#  ·   Fair (24 ratings)  ·  submitted 2002

An alcoholic is an underpayed job with too many overtime.

birdy

Comment#  ·   Fair (26 ratings)  ·  submitted 2002

If you are asleep, you are not bored.

birdy

Comment#  ·   Fair (28 ratings)  ·  submitted 2002

It is a fact that there are more people not murdered than murdered.

birdy

Comment#  ·   Fair (27 ratings)  ·  submitted 2002

Something as complex as human intelligence cannot possibly happen by chance. The first proof we have of the existence of God, is that we are conscious enough to question it.

RHJunior

Comment#  ·   Fair (27 ratings)  ·  submitted 2002

They have burned it, banned it, mocked it, attempted to scientifically discredit it, and still, there it is, saying what it does as it has for thousands of years.
Men hate and fear the Bible precisely because they cannot change it, because it refuses to be as mercurial and self-serving as their own momentary ethics-- and because it refuses to go away.

RHJunior

Comment#  ·   Fair (27 ratings)  ·  submitted 2002

There's no such thing as indisputable evidence. That's why there's still a flat earth society.

RHJunior

Comment#  ·   Fair (18 ratings)  ·  submitted 2002

Human beings are absolutely breathtaking in their capacity for denial.

RHJunior

Comment#  ·   Fair (29 ratings)  ·  submitted 2002

Prove God exists? What proof would you have? Historical records? eyewitness accounts? Material evidence? Scientific argument? These have been presented, and in spades. Yet still you not believe. Angels could trumpet, the sky itself could split asunder, and God Himself could plant one titanic foot on the earth and announce His presence in a voice like the end of the Earth, and you would mutter about blotter acid in your tea and go about your business as before.

RHJunior

Comment#  ·   Fair (24 ratings)  ·  submitted 2002

You cannot argue with a leftist. To them, the very fact you disagree with them is proof of your moral inferiority.

RHJunior

Comment#  ·   Fair (24 ratings)  ·  submitted 2002

We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality.

Albert Einstein

Comment#  ·   Fair (32 ratings)  ·  submitted 2002

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.

Thoreau

Comment#  ·   Fair (34 ratings)  ·  submitted 2002

Man looks before and after and pines for what is not.

Plato

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