These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
"if you do not know where you have been,you will
never know where you are going."
copyright joseph p.martino
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Life is interesting, but not the way you thought it would be.
Fred Babbin, I am a poet
I don't mind being funny looking as much as I do being looked at funny.