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Submissions

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Comment#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 22 Aug

"Let's repeal the Repeal of the Missouri Compromise; wait awhile and then repeal that." What then will we have?

john longanecker

[aphorist] Marshall McLuhan, in [category] Law and Politics and [category] Life and Death

Comment#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 19 Aug by [user] Indymike67

There is more to the truth than just the known facts.

[aphorist] Michael Booth, in [category] Law and Politics and [category] Love and Hate

Comment#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 18 Aug by [user] speaker.of.the.mouse

"Our Culture is systematically killing us.
Suicide Genocide Particide Infanticide Matricide Fraticide Sororicide
Murder Execution Drugs and............AMERICAN TELEVISION PROGRAMMING

[aphorist] Speaker of the Mouse, in [category] Wisdom and Ignorance and [category] Life and Death

Comment#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 6 Aug

Men make life possible; women make live worthwhile.

[aphorist] Unknown

#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 5 Aug

This is a test submission, for test purposes. There is nothing for you here. sbimzknuhprw

[aphorist] Test Aphorist, a test comment

Comment#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 29 Jul by [user] migwrist

Every workplace has that one asshole. If you can't identify them, it might be YOU.

[aphorist] Migwrist, in [category] Work and Recreation and [category] Success and Failure

Comment#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 29 Jul by [user] migwrist

Salespeople wake up every morning with an empty bucket. Their charge is to fill it up, every day. Support people wake up every morning with a full bucket. They have insufficient motivation to try and empty it.

[aphorist] Migwrist, in [category] Success and Failure and [category] Work and Recreation

Comment#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 18 Jul by [user] WhenToQuit

If you must throw rocks do not aim for the tiger's face.

[aphorist] Marty Milner, in [category] Life and Death and [category] Success and Failure

Comment#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 17 Jul by [user] greenpanther

It's not always just sunglasses and autographs.

[aphorist] Tammy Wynette, in [category] Wisdom and Ignorance and [category] Happiness and Misery

Comment#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 17 Jul by [user] greenpanther

You don't know how strong you can be until strong is the only option.

[aphorist] Helen, in [category] Happiness and Misery and [category] Wealth and Poverty

Comment#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 17 Jul by [user] greenpanther

There is just another here.

[aphorist] Unknown, in [category] Wisdom and Ignorance and [category] Happiness and Misery

Comment#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 14 Jul

Democracy is not a choice of whether you are going to be hanged or not. It is a choice of what the colour is going to be a rope.

[aphorist] Sasa Jovicic Eks, Hi to all. This is my aphorism which was published in some Croatian websites not in English but Croatian language. I would be grateful if this work find a place, in [category] Law and Politics

Comment#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 9 Jul

This is a test submission, for test purposes. There is nothing for you here. rkzljwxoehmu

[aphorist] <b>Test Aphorist</b>, in [category] Altruism and Cynicism and [category] Art and Literature

Comment#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 9 Jul

This is a test submission, for test purposes. There is nothing for you here. gkvefbmizuln

[aphorist] Test Aphorist, a test comment

Comment#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 7 Jul

test 002

[aphorist] Unknown

Comment#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 7 Jul

just a test 001

[aphorist] Unknown

Comment#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 2 Jul

Lead weighs heavily upon the mind. Ice flows until it melts. Mediocrity beats brevity every time.

[aphorist] guru1999, I am a poet and artist, in [category] Art and Literature

Comment#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 28 Jun

The future just isn't what it used to be; neither is the past.

[aphorist] Gary Bullock

Comment#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 25 Jun

Women have to be in love before they can satisfy,men have to be satisfied before they can be in love?

[aphorist] Ewyunker, in [category] Men and Women

Comment#  ·  ---- Unrated  ·  submitted 25 Jun

If life were like an operating system, it would be full of bugs and I would spend every minute of my life to wait for updates until someone, like me, decide for me that technical support has ended.

[aphorist] Unknown, in [category] Altruism and Cynicism and [category] Science and Religion

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