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Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (9 ratings)  ·  submitted 18 Oct

Hero - is a person, who hadn't anyone to hide behind anymore .
Soundly unlucky loser is unlucky even in his sleep.
Geniuses are counted by single digit numbers, while mediocrities are countless.
Even born in the jacket may end his life in the rags of a beggar.
Man, who came down to the point, no longer wants to change the world.
While crossing the field of life do not expect to see the note: "Checked, there are no mines."
Material wealth multiplies by its accumulation, while spiritual - by its distribution.
From the perspective of a miser, life is a waste of money.
Nobody mows the grass of oblivion.
Envy has. a sideways glance and a wry smile.
If you are lost, do not try to find yourself in others.
It is better to fancy self as an unrecognized genius rather than to be considered as a qualified idiot.
All vices of a "son of a bitch" stemmed from his fatherless.
The smaller the content, the more the plasticity of the form.
The well-known aphorisms come only from the narrow circle of known persons.
The fish rots from the head, while Civilization - in its art.
Life - is a spoiled roulette, where the ball, no matter how to spin it, always falls on the zero mark.
Sisyphus also worked tirelessly.
Woe - is just badly forgotten happiness.
Last precaution - it is when someone throws himself into the abyss, wearing a stone around his neck.
Odysseus returned home because he had nowhere else to go.
While soul searching do not try to talk heart to heart with a zombie ...
The authenticity of gold could be tested on any tooth, while the truth of life - only by the tooth of wisdom.
Baggage of conscience can not be put into the storage chamber before entering the gates of paradise.
The problem with what end, obtuse or acute, it is better to break the egg - is not worthy of this very damn egg.
When someone's soul aches like from a cat scratching, that someone wants to howl like a wolf.
Perfection of the scoundrel is evaluated by the measure of his completeness.
The indigent one never tastes the bitterness of loss.
Usually people do not forget what really would be good to forget - instead, they forget what it would be advisable to remember.
Moral values ​​have a rather low price, but there are always for sale and also they are sold at a large discount.
If fortune turned her back on you - it just means that she wants to change the pose.
Deep thought - it is like the water in the sea: some are drowning in it, while others just float on the surface.
Moony -is a person for whom there is no place under the sun.
The use of poor-quality spiritual food poisons the soul.
Life - is a gift that must be sent back.
Anyone, who asks too many questions, can answer for it.
In the Kingdom of Crooked Mirrors, things went awry.
The doctor prescribed the patient eternal rest.
People have mastered the skill of breaking hearts much earlier, before they have learned how to split the atomic nucleus.
In the East, it is a shame to expose the body, and in the West - the soul.
For his intellectual superiority one pays by his loneliness.
"There is only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous" and there is just one fall from a high stand to low.

[aphorist] PrinceAlexander

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (11 ratings)  ·  submitted 10 Oct by [user] Gaelen (updated 25 Oct)

If you want to ride two horses at once you should join a circus.

[aphorist] Proverb

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (8 ratings)  ·  submitted 4 Oct (updated 25 Oct)

It's not to late to develop bew friendships or reconnect with people.

[aphorist] Morrie Schwartz, in [category] Health and Disease and [category] Life and Death

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (10 ratings)  ·  submitted 10 Oct by [user] Gaelen (updated 25 Oct)

God gives every bird its worm... but He doesnt throw it in the nest.

[aphorist] Swedish proverb

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (32 ratings)  ·  submitted Sep '13 (updated 25 Oct)

Life is life, seize hold of it or let it slip away. You always have a choice.

[aphorist] Author Unknown, in [category] Happiness and Misery

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (32 ratings)  ·  submitted Oct '13 (updated 25 Oct)

The quality I most admire is tenacity. The quality I least admire is tenacity allied with stupidity.

[aphorist] Author Unknown, Well known bike fitter

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (26 ratings)  ·  submitted Oct '13 (updated 25 Oct)

Judgment and criticism are one of many keys to bettering yourselves.

[aphorist] Unknown

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (25 ratings)  ·  submitted Oct '13 by [user] Mickyminey (updated 25 Oct)

a penny saved is a penny earned

[aphorist] Author Unknown

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (30 ratings)  ·  submitted Oct '13 by [user] Mickyminey (updated 25 Oct)

Why do we bake cookies & cook bacon????????????????

[aphorist] Author Unknown, true, in [category] Life and Death and [category] War and Peace

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (30 ratings)  ·  submitted Oct '13 by [user] Shankleesh (updated 25 Oct)

Purposeless education is darkness

[aphorist] Author Unknown, in [category] Success and Failure and [category] Wisdom and Ignorance

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (29 ratings)  ·  submitted Oct '13 by [user] migwrist (updated 25 Oct)

Never get good at anything you don't like to do.

[aphorist] Unknown, in [category] Work and Recreation

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (34 ratings)  ·  submitted Oct '13 by [user] migwrist (updated 25 Oct)

It's hard to break your arm falling out of bed, when you sleep on the floor.

[aphorist] Unknown, in [category] Work and Recreation

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (24 ratings)  ·  submitted Oct '13 by [user] john5761 (updated 25 Oct)

Your as sweet as honey and the bees don't even know it.

[aphorist] Author Unknown, She had a way with words, in [category] Men and Women and [category] Love and Hate

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (24 ratings)  ·  submitted Oct '13 (updated 25 Oct)

"I have never been comfortable with people comparing politicians to whores. After all, whores are hard working, rarely think that they're better than you, never call the cops on you, and never force you to hire their cousin Bernie. All in all I think the world might be a better place if politicians were more like whores."

[aphorist] E. H. Munro, in [category] Law and Politics

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (25 ratings)  ·  submitted Nov '13 by [user] frankm4art (updated 25 Oct)

What you see is never what you get.

[aphorist] Author Unknown, in [category] Art and Literature and [category] Life and Death

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (26 ratings)  ·  submitted Nov '13 by [user] frankm4art (updated 25 Oct)

What you see is never what you get.

[aphorist] Author Unknown, in [category] Art and Literature and [category] Life and Death

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (25 ratings)  ·  submitted Nov '13 by [user] frankm4art (updated 25 Oct)

What you see is never what you get.

[aphorist] Author Unknown, in [category] Art and Literature and [category] Life and Death

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (24 ratings)  ·  submitted Nov '13 (updated 25 Oct)

Big things are made up of lots of little things.

[aphorist] Author Unknown, in [category] Science and Religion and [category] Vice and Virtue

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (27 ratings)  ·  submitted Dec '13 by [user] secoyarose (updated 25 Oct)

Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game

[aphorist] Unknown

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (20 ratings)  ·  submitted Dec '13 by [user] yatut (updated 25 Oct)

There are two types of people who are always right, clients and crazies.

[aphorist] Author Unknown, freelance artist , in [category] Work and Recreation

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