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"There are two kinds of people in this world: sick bastards, and closet sick bastards"
Darrell La Montre, Darrell's Book of Aphorisms
Believe you can get the dream, otherwise it is just a wish.
People tend to ascribe their successes to their own virtues and their failures to other's faults
Everyone has a right to think I'm an idiot. Just as everyone has a right to think I'm a genius.
To see clearly the closest things, go far away and close your eyes.
You can run, You can hide,But one day i'll stand right in front of you, no more Run, no more Hide, just You and Me,a Fight for those who wants to be Free
You must have an open mind to realize that you do not have an open mind
"I once thought the world revolved around the sun, but then I grew older and wiser, and realized it revolved around me."
"He who hates vice, hates humanity"
Thrasea, via Melville's "Confidence Man"
"If a drunkard in a sober fit is the dullest of mortals, an enthusiast in a reason-fit is not the most lively."
Herman Melville, from "The Confidence Man"
Please excuse me, I feel a fit of sobriety and reason setting in on me, and must go take my medication....
Dave Matthews, Learning from the Masters
"I am wealthy in sunny days, and I have spent them lavishly."
Henry David Thoreau, do you think he plays golf?
What's the point in being alive if you can't engage in some savage battles against all the odds?
Hon. John C. Crosbie, From a speech delivered in 2000
It's only because what is inside is so vulnerable that the shell has to be so hard
There is nothing more comforting, more terrifying and more safe, than the shadows of night. They engulf you in a blanket of darkness, and in the shadows there is more life than anywhere in the world.
Valeria McHenry, The shadows of Night
When a man takes your wife, send him a dollar and thank him for taking out the trash
"If ifs were fifths we'd all be drunk."
Unknown, heard from a lady at BINGO night
"If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bulls**t."
Dont borrow trouble, the interest is too damned high!