Submissions

Finantial happiness consists in being a monopoly.

Petigò

"My home..." (E.T.); "My precious..." (Gollum); "My oil..." (Bush).

Petigò

what comes first sing or sang?

Unknown

If you think you know everything you will never learn anything.

Luridhope

Satchel Paige said, 'Don't look back, something may be gaining on you.' Another reason not to look back: You may be gaining on something.

John Alejandro King, Found at www.covertcomic.com

Like Ogden used to Ogdeniously say- Witty is Pretty
but
Candor is Grandor

Richard Walker, from my poem- Once Upon A Nash

"los angels,city of angels,saints,
sinners,has-beens,legends and stars.
with a supporting cast of characters
living in a world located somewhere
between the moon and mars.
image makers,heartbreakers and a host
of side show carnival fakers.
the lucky few will go on attain both
fortune and fame,....the failures are
left without a penny or fame,....
the saddest part of all,...no one
will ever remember or know their name."
copyright 2004 joseph p.martino

JOSEPH P.MARTINO, quote/poem author

As I slide down that banister of life, I'll always remember you as a splinter up my ass.

Unknown, To anyone who's done me wrong

wealth does not bring happiness...happiness brings wealth

Unknown

If everybody could eliminate all his/her supposed enemies, who would remain on this Earth?

M.A. Fiol

It is never too late to be what we might have been.

George Eliot

They create their own mountains to climb.
But, sometimes they create their own steep
cliffs only to fall.

Terry L. Allen

Prejudices we must hate them.

Terry L. Allen

there are two kinds of people in this world, those who love what they do and those who do what they love

Arles Mauck

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.

not sure, i read this on some conspiracy web log

The events that happen in the wait are almost always more impotant than the event requiring the waiting.

Ashley McCarty, (God taught me this)

It's easy to stand tall when your feet aren't on the ground.

Keith Billingsley (as far as I know)

"The same people who accused America of creating tyrants are now sputtering in bilious fury because she deposed one."

James Lileks

When one person claims to be a hero and 250 of his former coworkers say he's an asshole, it's safe to say the 250 might have a point.

RHJunior

The educational system is the only industry where the employees grade the quality of their own work.

RHJunior