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#  ·  **-- Fair (7 ratings)  ·  submitted 2011

Good friends and bad enemies have one thing in common, they are hard to lose.

[aphorist] Joel Poquette, in [category] Happiness and Misery

#  ·  *--- Poor (2 ratings)  ·  submitted 2011 by [user] rstone

Common sense is the fountainhead of Justice

[aphorist] Ronald W Stone, I am a Circuit Court Judge

#  ·  *--- Poor (2 ratings)  ·  submitted 2011 by [user] rstone

Common sense is the fountainhead of Justice

[aphorist] Ronald W Stone, in [category] Law and Politics and [category] Wisdom and Ignorance

#  ·  *--- Poor (one rating)  ·  submitted 2011 by [user] rstone

#  ·  *--- Poor (one rating)  ·  submitted 2011 by [user] FieldMarshal

#  ·  *--- Poor (one rating)  ·  submitted 2011 by [user] Eye of Light

Fools paddle upriver to where they are.

[aphorist] Davidson Dunton Copeland, www.streamsidetimes.wordpress.com, in [category] Happiness and Misery

#  ·  *--- Poor (one rating)  ·  submitted 2011 by [user] Eye of Light

Morality was a fools game. Proof? The rules have been forgotten.

[aphorist] Davidson Dunton Copeland, www.streamsidetimes.wordpress.com, in [category] Love and Hate

#  ·  *--- Poor (one rating)  ·  submitted 2011 by [user] Eye of Light

Morality was a fool's game. Proof? The rules have been forgotten.

[aphorist] Davidson Dunton Copeland, www.streamsidetimes.wordpress.com, in [category] Love and Hate

#  ·  *--- Poor (one rating)  ·  submitted 2011 by [user] Eye of Light

Morality was a fool's game. Proof? The rules have been forgotten.

[aphorist] Davidson Dunton Copeland, www.streamsidetimes.wordpress.com, in [category] Love and Hate

#  ·  *--- Poor (one rating)  ·  submitted 2011 by [user] Eye of Light

Morality was a fool's game. Proof? The rules have been forgotten.

[aphorist] Davidson Dunton Copeland, www.streamsidetimes.wordpress.com, in [category] Love and Hate

#  ·  *--- Poor (2 ratings)  ·  submitted 2011 by [user] Nazareth

Anything less than everything is nothing.
ANYTHING<EVERYTHING=0

[aphorist] TImothy Nazareth, Book project: I Want What God Has. The 10,000 year life-span begs for the 11,000, in [category] Life and Death

#  ·  *--- Poor (2 ratings)  ·  submitted 2011 by [user] Rambro

If you can't stand the heat then stay out of the kitchen. Unless you are a woman. Go make me a sandwich

[aphorist] TImothy Nazareth, in [category] Men and Women and [category] Wisdom and Ignorance

#  ·  *--- Poor (one rating)  ·  submitted 2011

THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SCRATCHING YOUR BUM AND RIPPING THE SKIN OFF.

[aphorist] Unknown, HEARD THIS IN AUSTRALIA BUT CAN FIND NO REFERENCE. ANYONE?

#  ·  *--- Poor (one rating)  ·  submitted 2011 by [user] wiseman69

Chili's has really good salsa?

[aphorist] TImothy Nazareth, in [category] Food and Drink and [category] Happiness and Misery

#  ·  *--- Poor (one rating)  ·  submitted 2011 by [user] tyler69659

live whil you are young or dont live at all

[aphorist] Unknown

#  ·  *--- Poor (2 ratings)  ·  submitted 2011 by [user] tyler69659

life is life get over it

[aphorist] Unknown

#  ·  *--- Poor (one rating)  ·  submitted 2011 by [user] tyler69659

life is short live to the fullist while u can

[aphorist] Unknown

#  ·  *--- Poor (one rating)  ·  submitted 2011 by [user] zveda1111

We live for moments to die for.

[aphorist] Oleg Vishnepolsky

#  ·  **-- Fair (3 ratings)  ·  submitted 2011 by [user] zveda1111

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, the firewood is yours for the taking.

[aphorist] Oleg Vishnepolsky

#  ·  *--- Poor (one rating)  ·  submitted 2011 by [user] zveda1111

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him how to fish and you create an environmental problem.

[aphorist] Oleg Vishnepolsky

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