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Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (10 ratings)  ·  submitted 10 Oct by [user] Gaelen

If you want to ride two horses at once you should join a circus.

[aphorist] Proverb

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (8 ratings)  ·  submitted 4 Oct

It's not to late to develop bew friendships or reconnect with people.

[aphorist] Morrie Schwartz, in [category] Health and Disease and [category] Life and Death

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (10 ratings)  ·  submitted 10 Oct by [user] Gaelen

God gives every bird its worm... but He doesnt throw it in the nest.

[aphorist] Swedish proverb

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (26 ratings)  ·  submitted 7 Jul (updated 21:10)

test 002

[aphorist] Unknown

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (30 ratings)  ·  submitted 9 Jul (updated 21:10)

This is a test submission, for test purposes. There is nothing for you here. rkzljwxoehmu

[aphorist] Author Unknown, in [category] Altruism and Cynicism and [category] Art and Literature

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (21 ratings)  ·  submitted 14 Jul (updated 21:10)

Democracy is not a choice of whether you are going to be hanged or not. It is a choice of what the colour is going to be a rope.

[aphorist] Author Unknown, Hi to all. This is my aphorism which was published in some Croatian websites not in English but Croatian language. I would be grateful if this work find a place, in [category] Law and Politics

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (21 ratings)  ·  submitted 17 Jul by [user] greenpanther (updated 21:10)

There is just another here.

[aphorist] Unknown, in [category] Wisdom and Ignorance and [category] Happiness and Misery

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (20 ratings)  ·  submitted 17 Jul by [user] greenpanther (updated 21:10)

You don't know how strong you can be until strong is the only option.

[aphorist] Author Unknown, in [category] Happiness and Misery and [category] Wealth and Poverty

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (23 ratings)  ·  submitted 17 Jul by [user] greenpanther (updated 21:10)

It's not always just sunglasses and autographs.

[aphorist] Author Unknown, in [category] Wisdom and Ignorance and [category] Happiness and Misery

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (26 ratings)  ·  submitted 18 Jul by [user] WhenToQuit (updated 21:10)

If you must throw rocks do not aim for the tiger's face.

[aphorist] Marty Milner, in [category] Life and Death and [category] Success and Failure

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (18 ratings)  ·  submitted 29 Jul by [user] migwrist

Salespeople wake up every morning with an empty bucket. Their charge is to fill it up, every day. Support people wake up every morning with a full bucket. They have insufficient motivation to try and empty it.

[aphorist] Author Unknown, in [category] Success and Failure and [category] Work and Recreation

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (22 ratings)  ·  submitted 29 Jul by [user] migwrist

Every workplace has that one asshole. If you can't identify them, it might be YOU.

[aphorist] Author Unknown, in [category] Work and Recreation and [category] Success and Failure

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (19 ratings)  ·  submitted 6 Aug (updated 21:10)

Men make life possible; women make live worthwhile.

[aphorist] Unknown

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (18 ratings)  ·  submitted 18 Aug by [user] speaker.of.the.mouse (updated 21:10)

"Our Culture is systematically killing us.
Suicide Genocide Particide Infanticide Matricide Fraticide Sororicide
Murder Execution Drugs and............AMERICAN TELEVISION PROGRAMMING

[aphorist] Author Unknown, in [category] Wisdom and Ignorance and [category] Life and Death

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (17 ratings)  ·  submitted 19 Aug by [user] Indymike67 (updated 21:10)

There is more to the truth than just the known facts.

[aphorist] Author Unknown, in [category] Law and Politics and [category] Love and Hate

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (17 ratings)  ·  submitted 22 Aug

"Let's repeal the Repeal of the Missouri Compromise; wait awhile and then repeal that." What then will we have?

john longanecker

[aphorist] Marshall McLuhan, in [category] Law and Politics and [category] Life and Death

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (17 ratings)  ·  submitted 4 Sep (updated 21:10)

The doing of anything would give you joy, if you would only accept it.

[aphorist] Author Unknown, in [category] Happiness and Misery and [category] Success and Failure

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (17 ratings)  ·  submitted 5 Sep by [user] homer_thomasian (updated 21:10)

Existence absent consequence, is of no constitution at all.

[aphorist] Homer Thomasian

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (30 ratings)  ·  submitted 5 Sep by [user] homer_thomasian (updated 21:10)

Telling it, was never ever selling it to itself. Sexing it was.

[aphorist] Homer Thomasian

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (21 ratings)  ·  submitted 5 Sep by [user] homer_thomasian (updated 21:10)

Figure it out to figure out of it.

[aphorist] Homer Thomasian

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