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Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (14 ratings)  ·  submitted 18 Oct (updated 22:10)

Hero - is a person, who hadn't anyone to hide behind anymore .
Soundly unlucky loser is unlucky even in his sleep.
Geniuses are counted by single digit numbers, while mediocrities are countless.
Even born in the jacket may end his life in the rags of a beggar.
Man, who came down to the point, no longer wants to change the world.
While crossing the field of life do not expect to see the note: "Checked, there are no mines."
Material wealth multiplies by its accumulation, while spiritual - by its distribution.
From the perspective of a miser, life is a waste of money.
Nobody mows the grass of oblivion.
Envy has. a sideways glance and a wry smile.
If you are lost, do not try to find yourself in others.
It is better to fancy self as an unrecognized genius rather than to be considered as a qualified idiot.
All vices of a "son of a bitch" stemmed from his fatherless.
The smaller the content, the more the plasticity of the form.
The well-known aphorisms come only from the narrow circle of known persons.
The fish rots from the head, while Civilization - in its art.
Life - is a spoiled roulette, where the ball, no matter how to spin it, always falls on the zero mark.
Sisyphus also worked tirelessly.
Woe - is just badly forgotten happiness.
Last precaution - it is when someone throws himself into the abyss, wearing a stone around his neck.
Odysseus returned home because he had nowhere else to go.
While soul searching do not try to talk heart to heart with a zombie ...
The authenticity of gold could be tested on any tooth, while the truth of life - only by the tooth of wisdom.
Baggage of conscience can not be put into the storage chamber before entering the gates of paradise.
The problem with what end, obtuse or acute, it is better to break the egg - is not worthy of this very damn egg.
When someone's soul aches like from a cat scratching, that someone wants to howl like a wolf.
Perfection of the scoundrel is evaluated by the measure of his completeness.
The indigent one never tastes the bitterness of loss.
Usually people do not forget what really would be good to forget - instead, they forget what it would be advisable to remember.
Moral values ​​have a rather low price, but there are always for sale and also they are sold at a large discount.
If fortune turned her back on you - it just means that she wants to change the pose.
Deep thought - it is like the water in the sea: some are drowning in it, while others just float on the surface.
Moony -is a person for whom there is no place under the sun.
The use of poor-quality spiritual food poisons the soul.
Life - is a gift that must be sent back.
Anyone, who asks too many questions, can answer for it.
In the Kingdom of Crooked Mirrors, things went awry.
The doctor prescribed the patient eternal rest.
People have mastered the skill of breaking hearts much earlier, before they have learned how to split the atomic nucleus.
In the East, it is a shame to expose the body, and in the West - the soul.
For his intellectual superiority one pays by his loneliness.
"There is only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous" and there is just one fall from a high stand to low.

[aphorist] PrinceAlexander

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (39 ratings)  ·  submitted 17 May

What we are on the inside doesn't matter, it's what we do on the outside that defines us.

[aphorist] Confucius

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (38 ratings)  ·  submitted 3 Jun (updated 14:10)

Much could be said for silence, but to do so would be contrary to the concept.

[aphorist] donsa, Convcieved standing in line with a gabby woman., in [category] Altruism and Cynicism and [category] Men and Women

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (38 ratings)  ·  submitted 4 Jun (updated 14:10)

I don't want a happy ending. I want a story.

[aphorist] Unknown, in [category] Life and Death

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (40 ratings)  ·  submitted 19 Jun

The goal of any society should be to plant trees; in whose shade future generations may sit.

[aphorist] Unknown, in [category] Life and Death and [category] Wealth and Poverty

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (47 ratings)  ·  submitted 22 Jun

"Stupidity is an inability to recognize one's own ignorance"

[aphorist] J Robert Harley, in [category] Wisdom and Ignorance

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (48 ratings)  ·  submitted 25 Jun

If life were like an operating system, it would be full of bugs and I would spend every minute of my life to wait for updates until someone, like me, decide for me that technical support has ended.

[aphorist] Unknown, in [category] Altruism and Cynicism and [category] Science and Religion

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (43 ratings)  ·  submitted 25 Jun

Women have to be in love before they can satisfy,men have to be satisfied before they can be in love?

[aphorist] Ewyunker, in [category] Men and Women

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (52 ratings)  ·  submitted 28 Jun

The future just isn't what it used to be; neither is the past.

[aphorist] Gary Bullock

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (54 ratings)  ·  submitted 2 Jul (updated 14:10)

Lead weighs heavily upon the mind. Ice flows until it melts. Mediocrity beats brevity every time.

[aphorist] guru1999, I am a poet and artist, in [category] Art and Literature

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (43 ratings)  ·  submitted 7 Jul (updated 14:10)

just a test 001

[aphorist] Unknown

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (35 ratings)  ·  submitted 7 Jul (updated 14:10)

test 002

[aphorist] Unknown

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (39 ratings)  ·  submitted 9 Jul (updated 14:10)

This is a test submission, for test purposes. There is nothing for you here. rkzljwxoehmu

[aphorist] Author Unknown, in [category] Altruism and Cynicism and [category] Art and Literature

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (30 ratings)  ·  submitted 14 Jul

Democracy is not a choice of whether you are going to be hanged or not. It is a choice of what the colour is going to be a rope.

[aphorist] Author Unknown, Hi to all. This is my aphorism which was published in some Croatian websites not in English but Croatian language. I would be grateful if this work find a place, in [category] Law and Politics

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (29 ratings)  ·  submitted 17 Jul by [user] greenpanther

There is just another here.

[aphorist] Unknown, in [category] Wisdom and Ignorance and [category] Happiness and Misery

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (30 ratings)  ·  submitted 17 Jul by [user] greenpanther

You don't know how strong you can be until strong is the only option.

[aphorist] Author Unknown, in [category] Happiness and Misery and [category] Wealth and Poverty

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (24 ratings)  ·  submitted 17 Jul by [user] greenpanther

It's not always just sunglasses and autographs.

[aphorist] Author Unknown, in [category] Wisdom and Ignorance and [category] Happiness and Misery

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (27 ratings)  ·  submitted 18 Jul by [user] WhenToQuit

If you must throw rocks do not aim for the tiger's face.

[aphorist] Marty Milner, in [category] Life and Death and [category] Success and Failure

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (21 ratings)  ·  submitted 29 Jul by [user] migwrist

Salespeople wake up every morning with an empty bucket. Their charge is to fill it up, every day. Support people wake up every morning with a full bucket. They have insufficient motivation to try and empty it.

[aphorist] Author Unknown, in [category] Success and Failure and [category] Work and Recreation

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (25 ratings)  ·  submitted 29 Jul by [user] migwrist

Every workplace has that one asshole. If you can't identify them, it might be YOU.

[aphorist] Author Unknown, in [category] Work and Recreation and [category] Success and Failure

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