Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
1861–1880 (6048)
tiny.ag/da3v4gcz · submitted 2012 by p1anokeys
When a vacuum sucks more, it sucks less.
tiny.ag/tkgp39gh · submitted 2012 by p1anokeys
If you have gone through a day without gawking at something, then you have wasted a day.
Author Unknown, my professor, in Happiness and Misery and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/9pbjta4x · submitted 2012 by p1anokeys
Words are poison.
Author Unknown, original, in Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/cpg5tu1h · submitted 2012 by p1anokeys
Don't waste your time arguing with fools whose goal it is to waste your time.
Author Unknown, original, in Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/7vxgq2ah · submitted 2012 by p1anokeys
Say not "if," but "when."
Author Unknown, original, in Success and Failure and Altruism and Cynicism
tiny.ag/oghtmazc · submitted 2012 by p1anokeys
With inspiration bubbling in your heart, anything is possible.
Author Unknown, original, in Success and Failure and Happiness and Misery
tiny.ag/a8w4epct · submitted 2012 by p1anokeys
Perfection is one hell of an asymptote.
Author Unknown, original, in Success and Failure and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/xvhbegg4 · submitted 2012
Perfection is one hell of an asymptote.
Author Unknown, in Success and Failure and Altruism and Cynicism
tiny.ag/dwrlwioe · submitted 2012 by MactheFork59
Every woman's a white man whose forked tongue leads to the reservation.
tiny.ag/qrkdxhz3 · submitted 2012 by MactheFork59
Every woman's a white man whose forked tongue leads to the reservation.
tiny.ag/dg1aptvq · submitted 2012 by MactheFork59
Every woman's a white man whose forked tongue leads to the reservation.
tiny.ag/y65r3zxk · submitted 2012 by MactheFork59
One man's meat is his wife's poison.
tiny.ag/wquryy20 · submitted 2012 by MactheFork59
One man's meat is his wife's poison.
tiny.ag/czk6hmrk · submitted 2012 by MactheFork59
One man's meat is his wife's poison.
tiny.ag/vxauxyzj · submitted 2012 by MactheFork59
One man's meat is his wife's poison.
tiny.ag/arkehbgj · submitted 2012 by MactheFork59
Life is an education where the worms graduate.
tiny.ag/fpzq2odo · submitted 2012 by MactheFork59
God is a freak and the world is his vengeance.
tiny.ag/0umoyjbc · submitted 2012 by MactheFork59
Every woman's a white man whose forked tongue leads to the reservation.
tiny.ag/3z8dpbxh · submitted 2012 by MactheFork59
One man's meat is his wife's poison.
tiny.ag/cuczdazi · submitted 2012 by pahsun
Give a little more than you take, the whole world then would not be in want.
Author Unknown, flopped, in Altruism and Cynicism and Vice and Virtue
1861–1880 (6048)