Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
1841–1860 (6048)
tiny.ag/7ox6svcj · submitted 2013 by SolomonSlade
The wine glass or the looking glass--which allows you to see more?
tiny.ag/g9ficmli · submitted 2013 by SolomonSlade
Blandness can be aggression in a defensive posture.
tiny.ag/1jwsqlx8 · submitted 2013 by SolomonSlade
Sarcasm is anger without all the rage.
tiny.ag/yh8y2mls · submitted 2013 by SolomonSlade
Hangovers, not moral reconsideration, are the leading cause of sobriety.
tiny.ag/8k1qzuhh · submitted 2012
In life take nothing for granted. Life isn't about deserve.
Unknown, in Life and Death and Wealth and Poverty
tiny.ag/jpxyz6ph · submitted 2012 by MM
Nostalgia is a thing of the past.
tiny.ag/lfrs1ych · submitted 2012
Never do nothing.
Unknown, A 2nd WW Canadian POW(Japanese), in Success and Failure
tiny.ag/pbjwnytj · submitted 2012
Even though we're all in the same gutter some of us are looking up at the stars.
tiny.ag/8oacqzev · submitted 2012 by dareball
Having no knowledge, your first thought was the most original you'll ever have. Inspirational are those who continue original thought once knowledge is attained.
tiny.ag/uszd85hd · submitted 2012
the faintest of blue ink is better than the longest of memories
tiny.ag/6xf8g2cb · submitted 2012 by p1anokeys
What do we own in this world but our minds?
Author Unknown, original, in Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/w2on73yl · submitted 2012 by p1anokeys
There is no route to happiness. Happiness is the route.
Author Unknown, original, in Happiness and Misery
tiny.ag/ut7l8gwx · submitted 2012 by p1anokeys
The yellow brick road doesn't always lead to the city you want to get to.
Author Unknown, original, in Success and Failure and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/lhvoizfy · submitted 2012 by p1anokeys
In three words I can describe hair; it grows back.
Author Unknown, original, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Success and Failure
tiny.ag/dnfpk1sf · submitted 2012 by p1anokeys
When life gives you lemons, sometimes all you can do is make lemon juice until you find the sugar to make lemonade.
Author Unknown, original, in Happiness and Misery and Success and Failure
tiny.ag/ifvldh4w · submitted 2012 by p1anokeys
If oxygen slowly kills you, do people with asthma live longer?
Author Unknown, original, in Life and Death and Health and Disease
tiny.ag/zbrkqjzi · submitted 2012 by p1anokeys
I don't think love is blind; I think that is lust. I think love can see rather clearly.
Author Unknown, original, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/zy3fr9kz · submitted 2012 by p1anokeys
If you try to clean something with dirty hands, you will get nowhere.
Author Unknown, original, in Vice and Virtue and Love and Hate
tiny.ag/o0r35tzm · submitted 2012 by p1anokeys
Things never look up for pigs because, well...they can't physically look up.
Author Unknown, original, in Happiness and Misery
tiny.ag/okpubs4h · submitted 2012 by p1anokeys
After driving a stick shift for awhile, it becomes automatic.
Author Unknown, original, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Success and Failure
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