Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
1921–1940 (6048)
tiny.ag/c1uehrtn · submitted 2012 by CoralNora
Relationships are fluid, if change is desired make waves.
Author Unknown, in Love and Hate and Men and Women
tiny.ag/pzjosrs3 · submitted 2012 by Namvet44
The best part of a Monday is bedtime.
Me, I <3 baseball, in Happiness and Misery
tiny.ag/yo2mcayz · submitted 2012 by Namvet44
The worst days in your life are the ones spent doing nothing. _
Me, in Life and Death
tiny.ag/i18whkuy · submitted 2012 by Namvet44
Life is like a clock, its just keeps on going until you take out the battery.
Author Unknown, He is my greatest inspiration, in Life and Death and Love and Hate
tiny.ag/y2u8bpbo · submitted 2012
Never want to be an alcoholic for I'd have to stop drinking.
tiny.ag/nwptul5d · submitted 2012
Have fun but not too much.
tiny.ag/dhs4bpl9 · submitted 2012 by 9slayer7
A man once said, "Death is always smilling at us.. All a man can do is smile back"
Unknown, I belive this was in Gladiator (2000) w/ Russell Crowe, in Life and Death
tiny.ag/n25xxd49 · submitted 2012
The leakage of fecal matter into the scrotum is said to have spawned the negro.
Author Unknown, 2009, in Science and Religion and Food and Drink
tiny.ag/kesaivld · submitted 2012 by TristanGaray
Love is like lightning; it comes and goes in a flash but its imprint will never be forgetten
Unknown, in Love and Hate and Happiness and Misery
tiny.ag/ibm9h6cq · submitted 2012
A debater who leads with his opinions rather than his facts is like a boxer who leads with his chin rather than his hands.
David Zane Fleisher, 2012 Republican Primary Debates, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Vice and Virtue
tiny.ag/hnjn5au3 · submitted 2012 by Ziggy1942
Gaining the love of another is both your greatest achievement and your just reward.
Author Unknown, Famed Australian businessman,, in Love and Hate and Happiness and Misery
tiny.ag/soyfn4e5 · submitted 2012 by jayfried
Love means accepting a person for who they are, not who you want them to be.
Author Unknown, My first aphorism post., in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/sb60pyhi · submitted 2012 by jayfried
Love means accepting a person for who they are, not who you want them to be.
Author Unknown, My first aphorism post., in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/gjgnfrz3 · submitted 2012 by KayleEastcott
Especially special, specializing in the specifics of specificity.
Author Unknown, in Happiness and Misery and Success and Failure
tiny.ag/zic94s2r · submitted 2012 by KayleEastcott
Give vague orders but specific penalties.
tiny.ag/j3s6umqz · submitted 2012 by KayleEastcott
Ask questions loudly and give answers quietly.
Author Unknown, in Altruism and Cynicism and Vice and Virtue
tiny.ag/tfp6kfqd · submitted 2012
if life is a joke, its a sick one, and its not very funny.
tiny.ag/v9btdorl · submitted 2012
Haiku is a primitive form of sudoku for writers.
Author Unknown, Corporate Scientist and Technologist, in Art and Literature and Work and Recreation
tiny.ag/ckl7u3kb · submitted 2012
Love is a gift best kept wrapped.
Unknown, in Love and Hate and Men and Women
1921–1940 (6048)