Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/hq1uewtj · submitted 2011
Psychoanalysts only ask questions, because nobody would pay to hear their answers.
tiny.ag/hdjermab · submitted 2011
you catch more flies with sugar than with vinegar, but shit works best.
tiny.ag/vm095ofs · submitted 2011
Most people see what they want to see regardless of what their eyes are gazing upon.
David Zane Fleisher, Remarking on common sense..., in Wisdom and Ignorance and Happiness and Misery
tiny.ag/ky4d7phz · submitted 2011 by jibandiya
If you share my dislikes more than you share my likes, you are my friend.
tiny.ag/wfkpsrpx · submitted 2011 by peter
Everything we call real is made of things that cannot be regarded as real.
tiny.ag/x3amsjwx · submitted 2011 by wrothen
Inside and outside is one; and that is the meaning of ones being.
tiny.ag/j70jkbal · submitted 2011 by Uncle Zane
All of us are visionaries; only some of us see things as they could be while we are awake.
David Zane Fleisher, If dreams could speak...., in Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/yokba1ue · submitted 2011 by HumanoidAlien
In sports:
You may fail big, if you make people who're very good at their sport, to make a team. This also means that you may get the greatest success, by making people who're very bad at their sport, to make a team.
The odds that it'll be the other way around is higher, but odds are just numbers.
tiny.ag/ufj0dpkl · submitted 2011 by sherudite
Dreams are the desires of the mind that ingrain the heart for verity.
tiny.ag/v3cx7rgw · submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid
tiny.ag/bjdwinzy · submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid
tiny.ag/f60pi48i · submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid
tiny.ag/vstvaqgc · submitted 2011
No matter what you've done with your life, the last thing you want to do is die.
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
tiny.ag/vopa73jj · submitted 2011
We're only as wise as we apply.
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
tiny.ag/p8tdve1x · submitted 2011
A sense of humor dispels all rumors.
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
tiny.ag/pys47wvk · submitted 2011
(Whether a thought or what we feel,) we keep more secrets than we reveal.
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
tiny.ag/rok9grcz · submitted 2011
Get used to things one way and it's a bother to do it another.
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
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