Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
2601–2620 (6308)
tiny.ag/hlr6spff · submitted 2011
Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.
tiny.ag/wtnp3foz · submitted 2011
Two heads are better than one, even if one's a cabbage. ---Sam Cohn
Harlee Cohn Mahmet, in Success and Failure and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/sxrwmk7c · submitted 2011 by jibandiya
Children are a joy for ever if they are fathered by others.
tiny.ag/jajh2f97 · submitted 2011 by jibandiya
Every child is a bundle of joy until the bundle starts unwrapping.
tiny.ag/qtr2lhos · submitted 2011 by Blow
I'm a pussy, I am what I eat.
Yo Momma, Once again, blow me.
tiny.ag/qaxebusc · submitted 2011 by Mr. Potatohead
I'm not a complete idiot, I'm missing a toe.
ls, my own
tiny.ag/oylgnaqj · submitted 2011 by Mr. Potatohead
A gentleman never strikes a woman without good reason.
tiny.ag/q9h2hw7e · submitted 2011 by peter
Some people say I'm afraid of conflicts. I disagree but don't dare contradict them.
tiny.ag/ynhjlrw7 · submitted 2011
The fool thinks himself to be a wise man, but the wise man knows him to be a fool.
tiny.ag/o6cszxhb · submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid
You can't eat
your cake and
have it too with
one tuchis.
tiny.ag/usieu0qp · submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid
Half an answer is a bit
like half an ostrich, and sillier
than a goose stuffed
with shovels.
tiny.ag/belfz6hd · submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid
Guilt is a lot
like
sweat pants.
tiny.ag/g32jvht4 · submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid
Come what may the reason
it's called "common" sense
is because there's nothing
at all special about it.
tiny.ag/nbikecky · submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid
The shortest distance between two
lines is a straight
point.
n, in Life and Death
tiny.ag/f4wsncba · submitted 2011
Whatever isvv begun in anger ends in shame.
tiny.ag/pnocnljz · submitted 2011
"A Drowning Man Sinks his Friends"
Kyle Cullum, in Happiness and Misery and Success and Failure
tiny.ag/kawnt0h5 · submitted 2011 by jibandiya
As you grow older, you have more and more things to talk about and less and less people to talk to.
tiny.ag/k2rbvzmo · submitted 2011
Why try, if not for a finer life ?
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
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