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These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/fkildhgu  ·  submitted 2010 by yawnimia

People listen to others for the purpose of finding out why they are listening.

Geoffrey Wright, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/aceqtvaq  ·  submitted 2010 by yawnimia

I don't mind being funny looking as much as I do being looked at funny.

Geoffrey Wright

tiny.ag/vgpdrlaw  ·  submitted 2010 by yawnimia

I have no one to blame but myself, until I can find somebody else.

Geoffrey Wright, in Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/apqorcms  ·  submitted 2010 by yawnimia

Not being invited is preferable to an invitation where I am not wanted

Geoffrey Wright, in Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/se2gpb1r  ·  submitted 2010 by yawnimia

I prefer no invitation to an invitation where I am not wanted.

Geoffrey Wright, in Altruism and Cynicism and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/be4ovgd9  ·  submitted 2010 by MNSanches

hinter dem Schweigen steckt manchmal eine lange Nacht.

Nazaré Sanches, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/27tf5bel  ·  submitted 2010 by MNSanches

One might have thought that the only use of culture was to enable one to talk nonsense with distinction.

William Somerset Maugham, The summing up, iliteracy picture, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/zqat4cvm  ·  submitted 2010 by MNSanches

Liebe spricht man lange aus, damit man sich an deren Kürze nicht erinnert.

Nazaré Sanches, in Love and Hate and Love and Hate

tiny.ag/qaeus5xd  ·  submitted 2010 by Fred Babbin

If you want to write a good poem, do not tell the truth.
The truth is so prosaic. To lie, you must be creative.
'Poetic license' is what we call the lie.

Fred Babbin, I'm a poet, in Art and Literature

tiny.ag/tplnikxh  ·  submitted 2010 by Fred Babbin

Life and happiness are everything. Happiness without life is impossible, life without happiness is deplorable

tiny.ag/dofznger  ·  submitted 2010 by Fred Babbin

God planted the Tree of Knowledge, but he forgot the Tree of Wisdom, and we've been fking up ever since.

Fred Babbin, I'm a poet, in Science and Religion

tiny.ag/laiw1jzk  ·  submitted 2010 by Fred Babbin

Life is interesting, but not the way you thought it would be.

Fred Babbin, I am a poet

tiny.ag/rj7c5zdu  ·  submitted 2010 by harrahkr

"To understand the hearts of others, you must first understand your own."

Kelli Harrah, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/bmbtqscx  ·  submitted 2010

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Dorothy Parker

tiny.ag/2cejo3pa  ·  submitted 2010 by 126jomar28

"if you do not know where you have been,you will
never know where you are going."
copyright joseph p.martino

JOSEPH P.MARTINO

tiny.ag/t35knqji  ·  submitted 2010 by laiming

Those who educate children well are more to be honored than parents, for these only gave life, those the art of living well.

Aristotl, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/pvxzxunc  ·  submitted 2010

Every freedom is a burden and every burden is a freedom.

Dr Howard Maynard

tiny.ag/x8he1nbi  ·  submitted 2010

Worry about things you can do something about, don't worry about things you can't anything about.

, Just came off the top of my head one day. (apologies if someone else already wrote/said this)., in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/cnwhfbyj  ·  submitted 2010 by Midgard Mornigstar

"I have seen many horns in my life but i have never once come across a halo"

Midgard Morningstar, in Science and Religion and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/p6gwyqcq  ·  submitted 2010 by Midgard Mornigstar

"No great artist could ever be sane for it is the sane who paint apples as apples ,but for those who live in fantasy there is no end of possibiltys to an apple"

Midgard Morningstar, in Art and Literature and Altruism and Cynicism

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