Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

4621–4640 (5632)

tiny.ag/g6px4s1i  ·  submitted 2004

So, which really did come first? The chicken or the egg? And, more importantly, is this making you hungry too?

Phil Brown

tiny.ag/5febquty  ·  submitted 2004

A cynic is a pessimist who has learned to cope.

Phil Brown

tiny.ag/75o8o4yx  ·  submitted 2004

I believe that there is an ideal time to do everything. I call this time "later."

Phil Brown

tiny.ag/yteblsaq  ·  submitted 2004

People from Hiroshima have no doubt about the existence of weapons of mass destruction.

M.A. Fiol

tiny.ag/npoyfruf  ·  submitted 2004

He who tells a lie one thousand times
to turn it into a truth turns himself into a deadly boring liar.

M.A. Fiol

tiny.ag/mv8ewlga  ·  submitted 2004

I always wonder where the other me in the mirror goes when I leave the room.

M.A. Fiol

tiny.ag/9jcfjnun  ·  submitted 2004

Errors and omissions excepted, this sentence has neither errors nor omissions.

Petigò

tiny.ag/hfw8mifl  ·  submitted 2004

A pessimist is an optimist who has lived
long enough.

M.A. Fiol

tiny.ag/mp6prsxv  ·  submitted 2004

Groucho Marx for ever: He was dead until he found out there was a mistake in his death certificate.

M.A. Fiol

tiny.ag/k6gsqg1z  ·  submitted 2004

No my dear, the Garden of Eden didn't
turn into Central Park.

M.A. Fiol

tiny.ag/sznclosp  ·  submitted 2004

What twines the matters of the heart must twine the heart and flesh.

Evyl Tolks, Unpublished Poem - Manuscript

tiny.ag/afbyvnwi  ·  submitted 2004

Anybody can make a miscake.

Petigò

tiny.ag/lddrtxga  ·  submitted 2004

I've discovered the secret of happiness, but I'm ashamed to tell you the figure.

M.A. Fiol

tiny.ag/5hxc8dy2  ·  submitted 2004

Predicting the future is almost as difficult as agreeing about the past.

M.A. Fiol

tiny.ag/csvl3xji  ·  submitted 2004

Parallel lines never meet because they don't agree with the right time and the right place.

M.A. Fiol

tiny.ag/xhwuvds4  ·  submitted 2004

Look for the chaos within the order
and the order within the chaos.

M.A. Fiol

tiny.ag/t6u1idxm  ·  submitted 2004

One of the most difficult things to accept about the beloved person who left us is that perhaps he/she was right.

M.A. Fiol

tiny.ag/zytp5twy  ·  submitted 2004

One must be concious of his strength. Don Quixote fought bravely against the mills but flour prices didn't go down.

M.A. Fiol

tiny.ag/ibr3rmwp  ·  submitted 2004

Amazingly enough, truth hasn't the slightest interest in knowing you.

M.A. Fiol

tiny.ag/zrbmu4hq  ·  submitted 2004

Political party: A system of free thought destruction.

M.A. Fiol

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