Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/hj45lvxu  ·  submitted 2004

We are taught in the Church, "do not cast a stumblingblock before the weaker brethren." But there are some people who are determined to stumble if so much as a rose petal is strewn in their path.

RHJunior

tiny.ag/hrhmmolo  ·  submitted 2004

If you're an atheist, why do you celebrate Christmas?

Chris

tiny.ag/ii8ndcnz  ·  submitted 2004

If you dont know where you are going then any road will take you there

dunnno, dunno

tiny.ag/xmqybpsh  ·  submitted 2003

An evolutionist is just an atheist who thinks he can talk God to death.

RHJunior

tiny.ag/bha3ebxm  ·  submitted 2003

You can be selfconfident that, despite appearances, politicians aren't so selfconfident.

M.A. Fiol

tiny.ag/fwdjrg6o  ·  submitted 2003

History is our teacher and we have failed all the exams.

M.A. Fiol

tiny.ag/yggwuhq1  ·  submitted 2003

Life is the fight. Fear is the enemy. Freedom, the spoils of victory.

Greg Senescall, Surely someone has said this before.

tiny.ag/kk8lqppx  ·  submitted 2003

Pass unnoticed, as a limping millipede.

M.A. Fiol

tiny.ag/vk3fyiwe  ·  submitted 2003

Consider Patience is a virtue...not a option in one's life.

Helenann Hansen, I stumbled on this 'cus I'm IMPATIENT !

tiny.ag/tweoxmqb  ·  submitted 2003

Be like the river, always following its own path.

M.A. Fiol

tiny.ag/uttfjirg  ·  submitted 2003

Don't worry about life, as life doesn't worry about you.

M.A. Fiol

tiny.ag/r9bw4mzw  ·  submitted 2003

"Principled protestors," my flabby white arse. As if being nobly principled absolved you from anything when you're being a damned fool....

RHJunior

tiny.ag/pv8qb3kc  ·  submitted 2003

Remember: Christopher Columbis was an "extremist" who insisted the world was round.

RHJunior

tiny.ag/sub1onsf  ·  submitted 2003

I note that without fail those who proclaim that morality is subjective, not objective, tend to object quite loudly to "subjective morality" when they are the subject in question.

RHJunior

tiny.ag/xcpumvgo  ·  submitted 2003

Just because a moral decision is difficult does not mean it shouldn't be made. Only a fool
would think that, just because it's difficult to tell mushrooms from toadstools, one should devour both with abandon.

RHJunior

tiny.ag/gnm3woqu  ·  submitted 2003

When adequacy is your goal, you're rarely disappointed.

T. J. Powell, MD

tiny.ag/iwr2dhdg  ·  submitted 2003

I only really know what I know at the very moment that I know it.

M.A. Fiol

tiny.ag/ujs6tkpi  ·  submitted 2003

If rules were made to be broken why bother

c.foley

tiny.ag/m48xovxf  ·  submitted 2003

dont set your expectations before you know the limitations

c.foley, me

tiny.ag/oaihelgf  ·  submitted 2003

if this is a free country, why do we have rules

c. foley

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