Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
4821–4840 (5629)
tiny.ag/ysfinehz · submitted 2003
Every day in Africa, the lion knows that he has to outrun the swiftest gazelle, or he'll starve, and the gazelle know that he has to outrun the swiftest lion, or he'll perish.
tiny.ag/ep06vc19 · submitted 2003
In life, beware of the law court. In death, beware of hell.
tiny.ag/72t60uaf · submitted 2003
Just because you're hosting the party doesn't mean you have the right to piss in the punch bowl.
tiny.ag/ofaywptb · submitted 2003
Dottage: the age at which one's mind is reduced to a dot.
tiny.ag/9qhwpfmo · submitted 2003
At all possible points, seek a peaceful resolution. But do not forego a militant solution too long-- and when you do choose to respond with force, strike with all the swiftness, power and wrath you can muster. Dash them to flinders utterly. Anything less is not merciful, for it only emboldens your enemy to extend the suffering.
tiny.ag/ln6yuctk · submitted 2003
It is ironic that lying, of all human sins, gets the easiest "pass" from us... seeing that all the evil and misery and suffering in the world can be traced to a lie. Every theft, rape, and murder, every tyranny, every cruelty, every destruction and social blight, requires at some point the services of a liar to proliferate. Apt indeed that the Devil is called the Prince of Lies, because every liar is one of the damned going about doing his infernal father's work.
tiny.ag/neydiucq · submitted 2003
Regrettably, time does not, as we've been told, heal all wounds.
tiny.ag/dseihr8s · submitted 2003
Idiots have two things in common, Their mouths are always loaded & Their brains are always shooting blanks
tiny.ag/dfqkcns1 · submitted 2003
If I die in a combat zone/Box me up and ship me home/To hell and back
tiny.ag/a3zsm94f · submitted 2003
One does not in need be possessed of an overabundance of intelligence to reap the fruits of wisdom.
tiny.ag/aezwjl8s · submitted 2003
I'd rather answer a dumb question now than to fix a dumb problem later.
Unknown, The motto of computer techs everywhere
tiny.ag/we0a7zzc · submitted 2003
A Christian is someone who worships a guy he would cross the street to avoid meeting.
Mark Zero, from his classic, SHARDS
tiny.ag/h4j8nsf6 · submitted 2003
Civilization - the triumph of madness over chaos.
Mark Zero, from his classic, SHARDS
tiny.ag/spozmlqw · submitted 2003
Paper money - a broken promise on a worthless writ that boasts the full faith and credit of a bankrupt thief.
Mark Zero, from his classic, SHARDS
tiny.ag/nv5el70a · submitted 2003
Pain is Nature's way of letting you know that something hurts.
Mark Zero, from his classic, SHARDS
tiny.ag/bmatkc06 · submitted 2003
Our Sins - Christ died for them; we live for them.
Mark Zero, from his classic, SHARDS
tiny.ag/mm9zrtgb · submitted 2003
Loving others is a virtue - unless one does it too often or too well.
Mark Zero, from his classic, SHARDS
tiny.ag/jkwmucrf · submitted 2003
People who worry about the future betray a laughable ignorance, since they obviously do not realize how bad things already are.
Mark Zero, from his classic, SHARDS
tiny.ag/evk9jyvx · submitted 2003
There are few real criminals, although there are numerous people unfortunate enough to get caught being human.
Mark Zero, from his classic, SHARDS
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