Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/v0klr7kh · submitted 2004

I have never seen an ugly smile.

Armand Coallier, A saying I created for my schoolbus

tiny.ag/iusqahwl · submitted 2004

Envy is when you don't want somebody else to have what you say you don't care about not having.

Petigò

tiny.ag/9qct8mkr · submitted 2004

"I love you" doesn't have to be said to be understood.

James Bennett Eades III, an amazing, wonderful man

tiny.ag/slodayzr · submitted 2004

The only way of avoiding mistakes is doing nothing, and even this is not a guarantee.

Petigò

tiny.ag/xtty0i3j · submitted 2004

there is no meaning to life. thousands of years of civilization, people waisting their lives and dying for a belief, a cause, or in search of fame and fortune all for nothing. Why do we slave at our jobs day after day in an effort to make something of ourselves when we know nothing will come of it? Why do we spend our lives doing something we hate; asking questions we know there arn't answers to? why dont we spend the time we're given with the people we love, doing the things we love?

Arles Mauck

tiny.ag/r8kmunwc · submitted 2004

you know where you stand in a hell-hole

spinal tap, everyone should watch it

tiny.ag/3clapwvr · submitted 2004

It is sad, but my wife left me for my other ego.

Petigò

tiny.ag/hdv6swqq · submitted 2004

A thousand mile journey begins with one jump.

The flea

tiny.ag/4euxlkze · submitted 2004

Fear is when we look with our backsides.

Petigò

tiny.ag/gm3fta9c · submitted 2004

The line that never failed:
"I'm lonely. I'm horney. I'm yours."

Gary E. Holland

tiny.ag/msiroczj · submitted 2004

Now do you believe in rock and roll, can music save your mortal soul?

Don McLean

tiny.ag/xrp3fjgh · submitted 2004

By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.

Robert Frost, Fifty Voices of the 20th Century, Kelen

tiny.ag/g1bjklin · submitted 2004

Truth is a pathless land... destroyed by the highways.

Petigò

tiny.ag/k3k07afr · submitted 2004

In Siberia, ghosts in sheets die of cold.

Petigò

tiny.ag/59h3jbh8 · submitted 2004

I read this quote by Aleister Crowley:

"I do not want to have anything to do with a conventionally minded person any more than I want to eat canned salmon."

Talk about a wake-up call: I was eating canned salmon when I read this.

John Alejandro King, A.K.A. The Covert Comic

tiny.ag/fhr530j4 · submitted 2004

If you think life is a joke, smile.

Petigò

tiny.ag/qlgmebmr · submitted 2004

Boredom can kill a man, but so can a board

Alex Dunn

tiny.ag/6vdymqcr · submitted 2004

At slow speeds we all seem bogus

Alien Ant Farm

tiny.ag/5zb2dc1i · submitted 2004